(Caution: NSFW Language)

We ran across Ollie on tour in Louisville, Kentucky two years ago to the day. Invaluable lessons like these are not taught in school, so all you aspiring young pimps out there best listen up. Take for instance Ollie’s rule about shacking up in the Ponderosa with the King Pimp:

“If you get hungry, buy ya something, but the d*ck is free… no what I’m saying? There’s nothing in my refridge. I can’t cook. I don’t have a f**king maid… but, the good news is that the d*ck is free.”

I for one have taken Ollie’s advice to the letter and I have to say, my home life has never been better.  Thanks Ollie.