I really should have just named this Video Trifecta “How to avoid mentally and physically scarring your children in the future.”

Kid carnage after the jump!

This kid didn’t die from smacking his head on the ground… but in 10 years when this video surfaces at a family party he will wish he had.

This is what happens when an adult rides a three-wheeled bike meant for toddlers.

Three seconds before the crash this little tike was thinking… “Oh sh*t!”