If you weren’t lucky enough to get tickets to The Dark Knight–which you weren’t, if you live here in New York–then you probably haven’t seen the first full-length trailer to director Zach Snyder’s (300) new flick, Watchmen. Based off of the “most celebrated” graphic novel of all time, this movie looks to be the most badass yet. We’re talking amazing. So stop checking out Megan Fox for a minute (actually, two minutes and 16 seconds) for the cinematic orgasm you’re about to experience.

UPDATE: So, we had a bit of misinformation on here earlier, but that’s what you get for writing drunk at 1am. Our bad.