If you’re single with no friends (or completely shameless about your porn watching) the Hot Boxxx may be just the tech item for you this holiday season.
For the monthly price of $9.99 for an allotted amount of minutes, FyreTV’s set-top box hooks up through a DSL connection and provides users with full access to a vast library of porn online, with fully-loaded search options to find your favorite porn star and/or scene.
The box streams video at DVD quality without any buffering to slow up the movie’s pace - or your pace. Let’s be honest here, people.
FyreTV has released a beta version of their set-top box with benefits late last week, with thousands of videos available from adult content providers like Red Light District, Critical X and other porn production studios you pretend not to know about.
The biggest disadvantage to this XXXbox is justifying a monthly price for porn you can easily find online - for free in some most cases. And while saving your computer from deadly viruses and incriminating evidence of porn browsing may be a plus, having a porn-only box set up in your living room doesn’t look so right when having company over. Unless they’re into it. Then that’s awesome.
If you’re a porn enthusiast with zero inhibition, I salute you - and recommend trying out the beta trial. Tell me how it is. I’m too scared to find out on my own. Shoot me.
