Remember the scene from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation when Clark Griswold waxes up his sled and darts down a steep hill going Mach-1? Now adventurous consumers with money to burn can relive that scene over and over again with the Alu High-Tech Sled.

Looking sleek and stylish with non-corrosive aluminum, shock absorbers and even a hand-brake, the sled is equipped for James Bond-types who don’t mind spending a mint ($636) for hardcore sledding action. Even with the ridiculous price-tag, I must admit that the Alu High-Tech Sled is a wet-dream come true for anybody wanting to emulate the Silver Surfer (not saying you should ride this standing up…). As for me, I’ll be going the bootleg Griswold route, thank you very much.

If you can afford this super-sled you probably live in Aspen, Colorado and have enough money to make King Solomon blush. Good for you!