I’ll cut to the quick: bicycles are pretty cool, but super-duper modded bikes with track lighting, superfluous attachments, wings, pulleys and even grocery cart add-ons are easily the coolest thing the world has ever seen.

A few days ago I witnessed a motorcade of tricked-out bicycles speed down the usually-unspectacular 8th Avenue in New York City…and it was like whaaaaaaaat.

I was jealous. My last bike was a Huffy (spray-painted gold, of course) back when I was a young lad. Time to start saving money for a “Grocycle.”

Check out a gallery of the sickest modded cycles after the jump.