In this corner, weighing 100 pounds and a fifth of liquor, wearing no shirt and what look to be track pants, known for beating his wife for not having made dinner on time, we haaave Old Senile Alcoholic! And in this corner, with a combined weight of 80 pounds minus the feces they’ve probably already thrown, wearing nothing, we haave Two Monkeys That Seem Extremely Pissed Off Who Can’t Wait to Use Their Sharp Teeth And Claws. You get one guess as to who wins this one, fight after the jump!

Every day we look at a ton of chicks. It gets to the point where one could become desensitized – you know the girl’s hot but there’s no visceral reaction. Well, along comes Alice Goodwin with her ridiculously hot hand bra and BOOM – our eyes pop, head spins, and all we can say is, “Wow”. When you can get a wow out of us, you’re probably doing something right. We don’t need to tell her how to perfect the hand bra pose, she’s got it down pat. She also has one of the sexiest calendars of 2010 and 2011. Check out our gallery of her hottest handbras then head over to ZooToday.com for more Goodwin greatness.

Either there’s something in the water or the British government is genetically engineering the hottest, bustiest babes on the planet to make a new super-race. Need proof? Just take a look at these new shots of blond bombshell, Michelle Marsh from Zoo Weekly (NSFW). It’s like she gets hotter every time we see her. Which is certainly a nice feature for a glamour model to have.

Born in Manchester, England this 21-year-old blonde bombshell first hit the stage as a Page 3 Girl, but soon moved on to the pages of Maxim, Loaded and is now a regular in Nuts and Zoo.
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Like many of the bangin’ British ladies you know and love, Emma got her start in the busty pages of Zoo, and has since gone on to give you even more topless shots! We don’t yet know much about her (besides what she looks like naked), but we’re sure you’ll be seeing a lot of this one.
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Twenty year-old Jennie Corner was the youngest contestant to ever enter the Big Brother UK house in 2006 at the tender age of 18. Since Big Brother, she has gone on to have a successful TV career, and has appeared in UK lad mags FHM and Zoo numerous times.

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England native Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, 29, first came into the world’s eye with a spot on Britain’s Big Brother 7. Since coming in 3rd on the show, she’s been featured in publications like Nuts, Zoo, and the Daily Star.
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