When the real zombie apocalypse arrives, only a total dumbass will look to zombie movies for tips on how to survive. Because while those people will be busy doing stuff people in zombie movies do, like giving birth and being totally racist, the people who look to video games for survival tips will be off creating a zombie-free society on an island somewhere. Check out our 5 tips for surviving the zombie apocalypse that we learned from video games after the jump!

The downside to a zombie apocalypse is that no matter how prepared you think are for the coming horde of the undead, it’s never a sure thing. You might be running away from those, heaven forbid, super-fast/super-smart hybrid zombies or ones that are just about as bright as a plank of wood. Don’t give up and throw yourself to those rotting bastards just yet, we got this handy “How Dangerous Is A Zombie?” infographic that covers all the various threat levels of a zombie outbreak, meaning you’ll be ready for any curveball that fate throws your way! Know your enemy… and chances of survival after the jump!

This week in television will bring you plenty of creepiness and a little bit of reality. So, tune in and freak out.

Like crash-test dummies to the automobile industry, zombies are perfect cannon fodder for video games. Simply put, there is no villain better suited to be shot to swiss cheese, bludgeoned, impaled, or decapitated in games than the walking dead. With zombies reaching new levels of infamy in games like Dead Rising 2, it’s only a matter of time before t… Click to read more

If you’re a gamer like me, there’s probably all sorts of ridiculous stuff you think you can do in real life, even though you so totally can’t. Like, I’ve never seen — much less fired — a rocket launcher, but thanks to video games, I just have this *feeling* that, if the situation presented itself, I could use one to shoot down a helicopter. Probably with one shot. And I could — again, if I reeeeally had to — easily navigate a motorcycle down the wrong way of a freeway. But nowhere am I more delusionally confident than when it comes to a zombie apocalypse. Never mind the fact that, in real life, I both get winded running up a flight of stairs and hate strong smells. I could still survive –nay, thrive — in a zombie apocalypse.

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Friday’s mid-term, asking out the cute girl you sit next to in chem lab, and where to apply for grad school are all things people our age worry about. Failure, rejection, and the future are all pretty scary, but they’re small potatoes when compared to the end of the world as we know it; something a very good friend of mine is concerned with.
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