We showed the teaser trailer for Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie. Like most teasers, it offered very little in the way of details, but we did know it contained #shrim. We didn’t have to wait long as IGN just premiered the red band trailer. Highlights include Will Ferrell yelling “tequila!” while shooting a gun, Will Forte double fisting middle fingers, Zach Galifianakis in complete and utter shock, Chef Goldblum, John C Reilly eating fingers, and Robert Loggia chopping off fingers and hungering for human hearts. Though the budget isn’t a billion dollars, it definitely looks significantly better than one of their regular episodes. Check it out after the jump.

Ah, to be a famous actor. The women, the house, the cars, the FREE drinks! We’ve already provided you with the reasons why it’s great to be a guy in Hollywood. One reason is you can drink your face off and people will still love you (unlike that b*tch who slapped you at the bar last night). So, while we can’t BE the actors on our list, we certainly wouldn’t mind the next best thing: drinking WITH them. We chose some for their ass-getting abilities, some for their war stories, and some for their sheer insanity. See who made the cut, vote in our poll, and let us know if you have any additions in the comments section after the jump.

Blazing solo is a mellow way to unwind, but sometimes you just want share the kind bud with some buddies. You’ve probably had some memorable smoke sessions with your friends but what if you could smoke with a group of 10 celebs? You buggin’ out yet? Well, we’ve got a list of famous faces that will guarantee the puff parade of the millennium. We’re talking righteous riffs, laugh factories, and storytellers. Check it out after the jump and let us know if we missed any (because we got high) in the comments section at the bottom of the post. Just blaze!

• If I Were Selena Gomez, I’d Drink at the Mavs Game Too (BustedCoverage)
• 6 of the Best Unexpected Spots To Pick Up Chicks (Guyism)
• Connecticut Smokebomb Reporter Kerri-Lee Mayland (Barstool)
• Honestly, This Could Be The Best Drunk Guy Walk Home Ever
• Liz Hurley is a 10 Amongst 10s (Gunaxin)
• Epic Hors D’Oeuvres (Heavy)
• Fugly Dads With Foxy Daughters

See more awesome links after the jump!

Episode 13 of Zach Galifianakis’ show Between Two Ferns was released recently and his guest was Will Ferrell. Really no other introduction should be needed but I’ll humor you anyway. Besides two of the funniest dudes in the world, this video contains monkeys literally face-banging frogs, John Hamm, and a pungent perfume. Check out the full clip after the jump!

We’ve been big fans of Kristen Bell at COED ever since our photo shoot with her back in 2007. She’s down to earth, funny, and modest. If she didn’t make you remember Sarah Marshall then you’re ice cold, my man. Then, this happens; last night, at the Hangover Part II premiere, Kristen kicked it up a notch with an impromptu make out session with a monkey named, Crystal. Girl-on-girl interspecies love? Screw Hangover 2, we want to see video of her this morning trying to figure out just what the F happened last night. In the meantime, take a look at these pics.

It’s not uncommon for stand-up comedians to make the transition from one form of media to another, be it television, movies, cartoons or even music. With comedians like Louis CK and Daniel Tosh having landed their own TV programs, it just goes to show that their versatility has allowed them to dominate the television front. But still, there are many comedians that – regardless of their incomparable talent and popularity – have yet to have a show of their very own. Which ones would we tune in to watch every week? Read on to see COED’s list of 7 comedians that deserve their own television shows!

For those of you who don’t watch Conan, Will Ferrell’s been scheduled to appear on the show for a few weeks now. This is important because A) He’s funny and B) He’d been ranting and raving about how he planned on shaving off Conan’s beard. Well, last night came and went and so did Conan’s beard. Watch Will Ferrell get drunk on Barbicil and take a blade to Conan’s face then see our list of famous beards that should be next to go after the jump!

Zach Galifianakis is at that point in his career where pretty much everything he sh*ts out becomes comedy gold. Last night, he hosted Saturday Night Live and the feedback from the internet community is Zach saved what was otherwise a “mediocre show“. His monologue wasn’t too shabby and his scared straight appearance as a Hannibal Lecter-esque cannibal were among the best live sketches but the winner, in my book, was the SNL Digital Short. Anytime you involve kids in adult-themed comedy, it’s gonna be hilarious. Zach is able to do what Bill Cosby couldn’t on Kids Say The Darndest Things. See the video after the jump!

In the latest installment of what’s perhaps the greatest web series of all-time, Zach sits down with Tila Tequila and Jennifer Aniston for yet another awesomely-awkward interview. As you could probably imagine, the chemistry between Zach and Tila is electric. Between Zach and Jennifer… not so much.

Saw 3d topped the competish last weekend pulling in $22 mil and averaging $8k per screen. Please don’t make 7 more. Just… don’t. The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest almost cracked the top 10, which is impressive considering it only played on 154 screens. This weekend’s entries feature a masturbating dog, a dumb hiker, a villain turned hero, a law breaking sheriff, black chicks, and hilarious suicide bombers. Celebrate Lil Wayne’s release from jail with some movie previews!

Vanity Fair’s had their fair share of provocative pictorials featuring celebrities. Demi Moore’s cover in which she posed nude while pregnant, Demi Moore’s cover in which she posed in body paint, and a jail-baity Miley Cyrus showing a whole bunch of skin. The latest pictorial causing waves is of bearded comedian Zach Galifianakis in a red one-piece on the beach. Pass the lotion, these pics are ON FIRE!

This week’s entries feature an antsy prisoner, ungodly godparents, John Lennon, crazy love, dumb teenagers, female empowerment, pimps, hos, and a writer you might not want to rape. So, stop working on that super secret PowerPoint and read these previews, Karen!

• Is Zach Galifianakis ever not funny?

• It’s baseball brawling season (video)

• Best place to meet women

• Idol judge strips naked

• Are you ready for Seth MacFarlene’s teddy bear movie

• Steven Segal has a sex slave?

After stealing the show in The Hangover, Zach Galifianakis has secured his spot as one of the funniest comedians on the planet. But fans of Galifianakis know the eccentric beardo has been creating some of the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious comedy content for years. Here are our picks for Galifianakis’s Top 20 Most Awesomely Awkward Internet Moments.