OK, either Megan Fox is a damn genius, out to f**k with us slobbering simpletons who just wait around for the supreme super-hottie to do anything, say anything, so we can put up a post about it. Or, something terrible has happened in her brain. Seriously, some of the things this woman says are making us a little worried. Not that they’ve at all effected how hot we think she is – we’re just concerned is all… (more…)

This weekend our beloved Megan Fox revealed some sad news: She is “obsessed” with High School Musical star, Zac Efron. Not stopping there, she went on to spout a bit of worrisome nonsense that she and Efron are actually “the same person.”

“Zac Efron is my obsession, we’re the same person,” said the Transformers hottie. “We’re not actually here, it’s like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it’s me, and you don’t know that. It’s one of the greatest mysteries of all time.” (more…)

As usual, last night’s Video Music Awards sucked a**.  The geniuses at MTV have succeeded in turning what was once a borderline semi-entertaining awards show into a series of tedious advertisements between more advertisements.  Great Job!

But despite all the foolishness, the sexy starlets came out in numbers, and for the most part, were looking dy-no-mite.  So, rather than making you search thru all those grocery-store-checkout-line-webzines for a little bit o’ VMA leg, we have taken it upon ourselves to weed out the wack and give you the jack.

BTW Pink- You saying “Lemme Check My Flow” in a song has a way different connotation than when Eminem says it… and the thought makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

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Sam Adams (Boston, brewer) is angry at Sam Adams (Portland, candidate for Mayor) for using his/its/their likeness…in name.

Zac Efron to star alongside Mann in movie directed by Burr Steers of The L Word. Shooting fish in barrel just got a million-times easier.

Wanna pick up chicks? Buy this minivan.

VIDEO: Are you bad at both internets? Gabe & Max can help.

New trend: graffiti gone green.

To all horny teachers getting busted: wait until they graduate.

Halle Berry is looking mighty busty these days.

De Niro to return to his mafia roots.

No need to paraphrase: “Dolphins used to look like humans and lived in Atlantis”

Ever heard of a “chelada”? Not enchilada, although those are really rad…but that’s neither here or there.

A chelada is a Mexican style of beer that’s flavored with lime and salt (Corona with salt, basically). The drink is popular in Mexico and Costa Rica but has yet to become a hit in America. The day where cheladas are popular in the U.S. has been set back a decade or so with the release of Miller Chill, a poor excuse for a beer.

Miller Chill apes that mask-the-awful-taste-with-limes-and-salt formula cheladas have down pat – with an unfortunate twist. Chill contains the flavor of artificial limes and salt that leaves an aftertaste similar to flat Sprite lingering in your mouth.

Miller Chill tastes like sour soda.

Usually my preference for a certain kind of beer is nonexistent – I enjoy Negro Modello as much as I do a bootleg brand like Schlitz, when the occasion hits – but Chill is plain ill. Drinking it to get wasted is much more difficult than regular brews due to its kiddie-sweet flavor. After convincing my bro to share a six-pack of the stuff with me he opted out after one-and-a-half beers. (more…)

We here at COED already went over costumes on the cheap; this time around we jump into the best pop-culture influenced costumes for Halloween, from puppy-punching athletes and brainiac bimbos to cross-dressing boxers and political bathroom buddies.

Check out this season’s top Halloween costume picks after the jump! (more…)

A stret neer Northwod Elemantarie skool in Kalamamamazoo, Michegane haez the werd “school” misspelld on the pavment. Idiots. (Seattle Pi)

Cocksox: the new speedo, but much worse. (Cocksox.com)

Blender’s “Top 10 NFL Stadium Anthems That Must Be Retired.” (Blender)

Paris Hilton sues Hallmark for using her likeness on a card. That’s hot. (TMZ)

Nude photos of Vanessa Hudgens get her booted from Disney, High School Musical 3. In other news: Zac Efron is still under contract, therefore still in the closet. (Post Chronicle)

Bin-Laden bootleg video in the hands of U.S. authorities; surpasses Kanye West’s Graduation as biggest leak of the month. (MSNBC)

Unless you’ve been living under a rock you heard about nudie pics of Vanessa Hudgens floating around the internet. Well, the rumors are true – the pictures are real!

Somewhere Zac Efron is disgusted…because Vanessa’s naked! Ewwwwwwww!

If you want to see the pic click HERE.

Also… Check out the Vanessa Hudgens COED Photo Gallery