While actresses and female pop stars are spending all their time and money doing all that they can to get noticed (Lindsay Lohan — I’m talking to you), it seems like the men are sitting back enjoying the ride, proving that it’s great to be a guy in Hollywood!

OK, either Megan Fox is a damn genius, out to f**k with us slobbering simpletons who just wait around for the supreme super-hottie to do anything, say anything, so we can put up a post about it. Or, something terrible has happened in her brain. Seriously, some of the things this woman says are making us a little worried. Not that they’ve at all effected how hot we think she is – we’re just concerned is all…

This weekend our beloved Megan Fox revealed some sad news: She is “obsessed” with High School Musical star, Zac Efron. Not stopping there, she went on to spout a bit of worrisome nonsense that she and Efron are actually “the same person.”
“Zac Efron is my obsession, we’re the same person,” said the Transformer… Click to read more

As usual, last night’s Video Music Awards sucked a**.  The geniuses at MTV have succeeded in turning what was once a borderline semi-entertaining awards show into a series of tedious advertisements between more advertisements.  Great Job!
But despite all the foolishness, the sexy starlets came out in numbers, and for the most part, were looking dy… Click to read more

Complete List Of All US Starbucks Closures [Opens PDF]
Science: Attractive People Sound Sexier

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pics! (w/Zac Efron.. Unfortunately)
The Internet Just Got More Hilarious…and Disturbing (Very NSFW!)
Britney Gives Full Custody To K-Fed
Go Figure, According To  Red Sox Fan A-Rod’s All-Star Party Sucked
Brady Quinn Con… Click to read more

Sam Adams (Boston, brewer) is angry at Sam Adams (Portland, candidate for Mayor) for using his/its/their likeness…in name.
Zac Efron to star alongside Mann in movie directed by Burr Steers of The L Word. Shooting fish in barrel just got a million-times easier.
Wanna pick up chicks? Buy this minivan.
VIDEO: Are you bad at both internets? Gabe & Max … Click to read more

Ever heard of a “chelada”? Not enchilada, although those are really rad…but that’s neither here or there.
A chelada is a Mexican style of beer that’s flavored with lime and salt (Corona with salt, basically). The drink is popular in Mexico and Costa Rica but has yet to become a hit in America. The day where cheladas are popula… Click to read more

We here at COED already went over costumes on the cheap; this time around we jump into the best pop-culture influenced costumes for Halloween, from puppy-punching athletes and brainiac bimbos to cross-dressing boxers and political bathroom buddies.
Check out this season’s top Halloween costume picks after the jump!… Click to read more

A stret neer Northwod Elemantarie skool in Kalamamamazoo, Michegane haez the werd “school” misspelld on the pavment. Idiots. (Seattle Pi)
Cocksox: the new speedo, but much worse. (Cocksox.com)
Blender’s “Top 10 NFL Stadium Anthems That Must Be Retired.” (Blender)
Paris Hilton sues Hallmark for using her likeness on a… Click to read more

Unless you’ve been living under a rock you heard about nudie pics of Vanessa Hudgens floating around the internet. Well, the rumors are true – the pictures are real!
Somewhere Zac Efron is disgusted…because Vanessa’s naked! Ewwwwwwww!
If you want to see the pic click HERE.
Also… Check out the Vanessa Hudgens COED Photo Gal… Click to read more