Lamenting over the fact that those jazzy 80s-style saxophone solos will never make a comeback? Ask and you shall receive, because the Sexy Sax Man has heard your prayers and delivers with a soothing rendition of “Careless Whisper”! Like all of those that dare to oppose the musical status quo, Sax Man faces resistance everywhere he goes, from high school football fields to the food court at the mall. But as hard as these fascists may try, one thing holds true – you can’t stop the music! See the video after the jump!

Those crazy Russians, am I right? Seems they’re always surprising us with their knowledge about space and passion for trippy music. I honestly didn’t know drumstep existed before this morning. I assume it’s the reason 2002′s Drumline was made? Anyways, this video has the feel of something that would pop out of the womb of Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job, which relies heavily on its editing for its humor. Whatcha know about video editing software? Peep the video after the jump!

Last week, we had a three way tie for favorite Song of the Week (“SOTW”) between Saigon’s “Come On, Baby”, Radiohead’s “Lotus Flower”, and The Beatles’ “Golden Slumbers”. No one voted for Diddy’s “Coming Home”, which surprised me. Now, the Madness of March is upon us so what could be more fitting for championship week then five certified high seeds in any musical championship tournament? Without further ado, here are Al Jones’ songs of the week. Listen to the songs and vote for your favorite after the jump!

Back in January we highlighted five teams that we considered “sleepers” who might make a difference in this year’s NCAA championship tourney. As I watched the madness on CBS Saturday, they showed the “power conference” teams to watch in this year’s tournament. Here’s a little more info on each squad along with my thoughts on what to expect from them. We also have pics, vids, and a poll that you can vote on, so put on your bracketology hat and start anal-lyzing.

The journey from real-life street thug – with six years in the slammer – to reel-life rap gangsta – on HBO’s Entourage – was a learning experience, not a glamorous fairy tale for the artist known as Saigon. His talent for hip-hop later garnered attention from Atlantic Records, plus helped land him a recurring role on the hit HBO series. But a disinterest in making pop records and a controversial physical altercation with another well known rapper would eventually grind the release of his touted debut full length record to a complete halt. Read our full interview the up-and-coming rap star after the jump!

Is Doomsday upon us? With the 8.9 magnitude earthquake and resulting tsunami in Japan, many believe Mother Nature will do us in. On an episode of Conan, Seth Rogen mentioned George Lucas firmly believed the world would meet its maker in 2012. Harold Camping, a Christian radio broadcaster from California predicts May 21, 2011 is the day we all perish. While weather is a leading candidate for global collapse, others believe alien invasion isn’t that far fetched. It’s been a popular theory in movies, at least. Just look at the titles coming out: Battle: Los Angeles, Paul, Mars Needs Moms, Super 8, Cowboys and Aliens. The list is extensive. Luckily, we’ve narrowed it down to the 10 most memorable. See our picks after the jump!

No matter how hard you try, there’s one thing in the world that you’ll never come back from if you’re an up-and-coming rapper, it’s blowing chunks on stage. Case in point: this guy at an amateur rap off. Any dreams he had of drinking Cristal out of a Crunk Cup while rolling in a customized Rolls Royce with stupid hot women have washed away in a surge of orangey red vomit. Not being able to hold down your Four Loko? NOT gangsta. See him toss his career out the window and his stomach after the jump!

Last week, we announced a new contest in which your school could win the world premiere screening of “Your Highness” and an after-party with cast members Danny McBride (“Kenny Powers”) and James Franco. If you read carefully (you didn’t), you’d know 5 other schools can also host FREE screenings. This is the first time a movie premiere’s location has been decided by college students. Here are the schools currently in the top 6 slots. If you don’t go to one of these schools, go to eventful.com/yourhighness and vote. You have until MARCH 20th! Do it. DO IT NOW!

Watching people eat bugs and other creepy crawlers is hilarious to watch for a number of reasons: that “bring it on” bravado, their sudden crushing realization, and the resulting dry heaving and/or vomiting that follows. What could possibly make this nauseating spectacle even better? How about having hot girls go for the buggy gusto? Open wide, because here come 10 videos of chicks eating insects and the occasional fish heart! Warning: This is not for the squeamish or faint of fish heart. Viewer discretion is advised, suckas.

Chances are that if you’re watching a video that makes absolutely no sense and you’re left wondering how you would even go about describing it, it’s from Japan. If strange videos from Japan came together to form their own little society, this one right here would be their king – no, their bloody emperor! This is the kind of thing you see after having some bad saki and fugu, running through the streets of Tokyo screaming about flaming heads and bubble brain frogs. See the madness after the jump!

On March 9th, 1997, the world lost an icon, an entertainer, a father, a beloved member of the hip hop community, a visionary, a lyrical genius, and a true urban legend. That was the day Christopher George Latore Wallace, but known to many as Biggie Smalls, aka Frank White, aka the Notorious B.I.G. died and the hip hop world has not been the same since he left, but his legacy will live on forever. To honor his memory, Al Jones runs down his top 10 Biggie tracks. See the full list after the jump.

We knew about Collie back in 2007 when he released his music video for “Mamacita”. In mid-January, Collie Buddz released his latest album, “Playback” and offered free downloads to visitors on his official website. Yesterday, he released the new music video for the title track off his album, “Playback”. Then, this morning the reggae / hip hop star announced dates for his upcoming national tour.  You can check them out here. It’s no wonder chicks love this guy – just take a look at the pics we found along with the new music video after the jump!

As we stated last week in our post about bad-ass Big Lebowski tattoos, “The Big Lebowski” is a community, a culture, a nation unto itself, spawning bars, museums, festivals, and religions. Maybe our favorite part of such a feverish phenomenon is the fan art. Justin Bieber knows what we’re talkin’ about. Yet, it’s rare when you stumble upon a treasure trove of fan art dedicated to such a minor character as Jesus Quintana. One thing’s for sure, no one will f*** with it. See the masterpieces after the jump!

It’s a fight that would only take place in the darkest recesses of the geek mind: a clash between Capcom’s Mega Man and Megatron’s treacherous lackey Starscream! Watch these veritable titans of robot culture go shot for shot in this explosive stop motion video. Did we mention Proto-Man and Gundams, too? Yeah, this video makes Robot Chicken look like the pilot episode of Gumby on cough medicine. Check it out after the jump!

Sports Illustrated will announce the winner of their model search on Friday, March 11th. In preparation for this historic declaration, we’re giving one lucky COED reader an autographed poster featuring all eight finalists, and iTunes gift card, and an iPad. For the chance to win, watch a series of videos, answer questions about the videos, and email them to us. The deadline to enter is Friday, March 11 at 2pm EST. You can find details after the jump!