After hearing all about the power of Tank Abbott before his MMA bout versus Kimbo Slice, I had high hopes going into the match. My hopes were dashed in 43 seconds.

I have to accept the truth: Kimbo Slice will never lose a fight. Ever. (Besides that one time…)

While we Americans get all riled up for the airbrushed action of American Gladiators, the Japanese one-up us with their true-blue displays of athleticism and pure entertainment.

As I explained in my Knight Rider review, the majority of American television producers spend far too much time bolstering their production when they should be giving us…I don’t know…what we want?

To make my point clearer, let’s compare our TV shows to Japanese TV shows. Read more

Kyle Kendrick gets told he is getting traded to Japan.

Hot Italian TV host Sara Varone is forced into a shower in a white dress after losing a hula hoop contest. Italian TV is more brilliant than Japanese TV.

Don’t worry - it’s way better than it sounds:

I have been waiting with baited breath for something, anything to indicate that the future is indeed now - and finally, that fateful day has come.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Rinspeed sQuba:

Watch video and see photos of the sQuba in action after the jump! Read more

For those of you who have not seen this classic, enjoy:

Episode one of Breaks new series “What Would Kimbo Do?” Starring world famous street fighter and EliteXC Mixed Martial Artist Kimbo Slice.