I’ve watched this video no less than a dozen times and I laugh harder with every additional viewing. It comes from YouTube user Kyle who you might remember as the dorky guy asking the weird questions to MLB players in a very Tim & Eric-esque clip. This is the first I’m seeing his new character Alex, who appears to be a little person. Yeah, one of my resolutions is to be less offensive. So, suck it, dooshers. Click through to see Alex hit it then quit it, no doubt.

With the twilight of 2011 upon us, it’s our job as internet gurus to take a look at some of the best and funniest from the past year. Obviously there are a bunch of submissions to go through, so I thought it was imperative that we set some groundrules. The first (and possibly most important) was the removal of anything Rebecca Black. Secondly, no political campaign videos were admitted because those are generally created (read: schemed) to go viral. The best viral videos of 2011, nailed it? Let us know in the comment section.

YouTube sensations Epic Meal Time are generally considered extreme because of their unrelenting use of booze and bacon in every meal. They eat off of various items typically used to harm others (wooden paddles, chainsaws, swords) slug Jack Daniels like water, and spit in the face of every Whole Foods-shopping, organic, free range-only, diet-conscious American who’d rather starve to death than eat a Chicken McNugget. So, in honor of Cook Something Bold Day, we decided to run down the list of extreme chefs that could give EMT a run for their dough. Check it out after the jump.

Marooned Without a Compass Day. You may ask “what the h*ll is that,” which coincidentally is the same question that many people ask themselves when they watch Lost. There’s very little information out there about who founded Compass Day or that addictive f*cking island, so like any true blogger would do with something he or she doesn’t understand, we’ll poke fun at it using amazing Youtube clips. Here’s some of the best Lost parodies that we could scrounge from the amazing video database. Check them out after the jump!

As the NBA lockout enters it’s third month, many NBA fans such as myself are coming to the realization that the whole season might be cancelled. In my opinion, the best post-season in any sport is the NBA Playoffs (I can hear the haters typing now). Without a real regular season, however, the playoffs won’t mean as much. It also means that NBA fans won’t have nearly as much to do during the cold, winter months. Don’t worry though, I’m here for you. Below are five things you should be doing while your favorite athletes relax play competitively in Europe.

I know the concept of the Hitler reaction video series is old, but sometimes they’re just spot on. Take this take on Hitler’s discovery that Apple’s releasing the iPhone 4s after months of buzz suggesting it would be the iPhone 5. It’s all the Fuhrer ever wanted and instead he’s stuck with the iPhone 4S. What is he supposed to do with that? No one cares that there’s a new OS or improved camera or voice activated controls. Go Android, my man. Check out the furious Fuhrer’s flip-out after the jump.

I feel like Billy Madison on ‘Nudie Magazine Day’ today. Every month or so, TwistedNederland7 releases various compilations of WINS and FAILS and a few days ago, he released the best FAILS from last month. I see these videos like these all the time, and each time I become more and more impressed with the stupidity of some people (mostly eastern European). Do they really think that they’re going to successfully grind a wooden pallet on their 12-year-old sister’s bike? Well then don’t let me stop you, because I know that I’ll enjoy sharing that moment in a month or two. Check out the video after the jump!

If this guy didn’t sound like an evil German doctor, I would swear that I’m listening to an old Jerry Seinfeld bit. He goes off on the fact that the Daddy Long Legs spider is the most absurd insect in the whole field of entomology. “Do you even have a thorax or maybe an abdomen?” “It is like a Q-Tip head.” This guy could do a bit on just about anything and it would be funny because of his creepy accent. “What is this with Daddy Long Legs?” is the new hotness. Check out the video you’ll be replaying for the next hour after the jump.

If you are anything like me then you absolutely love merking zombies. There is no better feeling than putting a shotty right up to a zombie’s domepiece and saying Sayonara. Well you can do exactly that in Techland’s new first person, zombie shooter, “Dead Island”. The game is set in the Palms Resort, in fictional Banoi, located off the coast of Papua New Guinea. A young girl and her family are on vacation when a vicious, zombie outbreak occurs. After watching the trailer, if you don’t want to avenge this little girl and her family then something is seriously wrong with you! Be ready on Sept. 6th for the release. Check out the Memento / Tarantino-esque carnage after the jump!

Born and raised in the slums of Ho Chi Minh City, Benny Troung grew up as an oprhan selling gum and W.W.J.D. bracelets to tourists. He taught himself how to read and write before falling in love with the rap game after listening to Ja Rule’s Between Me and You. The same day, he lost his virginity to a stripper who was too drunk to notice that he was an adolescent. The self proclaimed “Best Asian Rapper” and “Best Asian Lover” sat down with COED one-on-one for his first ever interview. Check it out along with his tracks “Playboy Anthem”, “Got Damn” and “Dead Animals” after the jump.

We’ve already showed you the fail compilation video for the month, but it’s important to also concentrate on the positive. Our friend TwistedNederland7 had a little trouble finding enough ‘Win’ videos the past few months, but his hard work has finally paid off. Check out literally the most epic 5 minutes of the past three months below.

What do Adolf Hitler, Abe Lincoln, and the Easter Bunny all have in common? They straight up kill while rocking on the mic in their rap battles. The people behind Epic Rap Battles of History take some of the most famous, historic figures and, well, have them rap battle. With Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking, Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler, and Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris you are bound to find one that strikes your historical, verse-spitting fancy. Check out the battles after the jump!

In light of the new Transformers movie, Dark of the Moon, COED received a copy of the video game to review. The game brings you into a totally unique prologue, a story that has never been told to us Transformers fans, which is a really cool idea. It tells the back-story of what happens leading up the new blockbuster film, which is an added incentive to fans of this m… Click to read more

JT’s a peculiar bird. Dude has a billion chicks all over his jock because he makes them wet when he sings yet he has this burning desire to be a goofy comedian. So far, not so bad. He’s far better than any other musician trying to act, but it’s kinda weird to see a crooner take balls to the balls repeatedly. Like I’ve been doing that sh*t my entire life yet I don’t have a line around the block to swallow me whole. Anyway, ‘lake’s presenting the Capital One Cup at the 2011 ESPYs, which is hosted by SNL’s Seth Myers and will air July 13th. Check out this promo for the Capital One Cup then gawk at the screengrabs of Justin’s post nutshot o-faces after the jump.

We’ve featured dubstep a couple times here at COED – once to spotlight magical motion-freezing headphones and another to highlight how nutty those Russians are. Today, we get a dubstep video that features the Dark Side. Growing up, all the kids wanted to be either a Jedi or Han Solo. Me? I wanted to be Vader. Dude’s got a kick-ass voice and can choke you out from across the table without touching you. Attention someone with video editing skillz – cut a dubstep mashup of cinema’s greatest villains… let’s introduce a little anarchy. Check out the vid after the jump.