Before Chris Crocker whined his way into our subconscious, before Tay Zonday baffled YouTube audiences with “Chocolate Rain,” there was Kelly – “Shoes” Kelly.

After almost a year of anticipation, Kelly (real name Liam Sullivan) has finished “her” video for “Let Me Borrow That Top,” a song recorded and posted on MySpace earlier this year.

Considering Liam’s other videos – “Shoes,” “Muffins,” “Love Letters,” “Pleasant Valley Road” among others – have been mega-successful, it’s safe to say that “Let Me Borrow That Top” will take over the pop-culture world in a heartbeat. Betch…

Check out the new video for “Let Me Borrow That Top” after the jump!

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Sexy girls farting: it’s a myth that, once in a great while, is debunked by a crop-duster totally embarrassed by their flatulence – but not Peteuse, the sexiest farter on the web.

Peteuse, a 31-year-old hottie hailing from San Francisco, is a soon-to-be YouTube celebrity, known for her good looks and funny demeanor as much as her legendary air biscuits. The greatest asset Peteuse has in her favor is a total lack of slutty “porn sexiness” – this is just some radical girl who thinks farts are hilarious. While you can find her on the farting-fetish website GirlsGoneGross, that website seems to be more for bottom-feeding fetishists willing to shell over $20 to see scantily-clad (or naked) girls toot away. Our Peteuse is too good for that, I say.
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