Boobs are a major point of contention and debate for guys. Some like ‘em small, some like ‘em big, while others fall somewhere in between. Me? I love ‘em all! But, if I absolutely HAD to pick what size I’d like waiting for me underneath the mistletoe, I wouldn’t mind if I could nosedive into a smotherlode. You haven’t lived ’til you’ve sang Joy To The World while motorboating. Have yourself a very Merry XXX-mas with a virtual Santa’s sack of frickin’ huge bewb pics after the jump. Ho-ho-ho-DAMN! Dem some big-@ss t*tties!

It’s beginning to get a little chilly outside, and we at COED have something to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside! The hand bra has not only become a phenomenon, it has also become quite the art form and let me tell you, the girls in this gallery are nothing short of a masterpiece. This gallery of hand bra hotties is sure to get to you in the holiday spirit, and if it doesn’t go sit in a corner and sip on some eggnog you Debbie Downer. Check out 44 of the sexiest holiday hand bra hotties that the world has to offer, you won’t regret it. Consider it an early present from COED to you…enjoy!

‘Tis the season of giving…and, apparently, getting drunk and half-naked! I mean, if you think about it, all the pressure to get the right gifts, not blow all your cash and deal with your annoying parents can make a person a little uptight. And nothing cures uptight like downing a bottle of spiced rum and stripping down to your pink skivvies with all your super-sexy friends. At least according to these festive hotties. And something tells us we should trust them…

Ok, so maybe these stuffed animals aren’t quite as creepy as our 28 Creepiest Taxidermy Creations, but stuffing dead animals for ornamental purposes is pretty damn creepy in and of itself. Throw in a Santa hat and some Christmas lights and it’s downright disturbing, albeit not as disturbing as this.

Have you seen the new Lexus commercial? The narrator bellows, “No one ever wished for a smaller holiday gift.” Face it, bigger is better and America has a reputation for wanting to be the biggest and the best. There’s no holiday “bigger” and more grandiose than Christmas. So, to celebrate this hefty holiday, we’re placing this photo gallery of colossal Christmas cleavage under your tree. Don’t act like it wasn’t on your wishlist. We know you looked at our colossal cleavage collections of Katy Perry, NFL Cheerleaders, and Halloween Costumes. We reward naughtiness here at COED.

Face it, bras suck. No matter how much they cost or who’s wearing them, 9 times out of 10 they’re a real buzzkill either because they falsely advertised a pair of substandard tots or they take forever to remove. Of course, there is one exception: THE HAND BRA! We COEDitors feel we’ve got our thumbs on the pulse of cutting edge hand bras as seen by our previous hand bra photo galleries featuring Karla Spice, Heidi Klum, and Jessica Burciaga. So, we’re lending you a hand (or two) by giving you this special holiday edition of hand bras. Never have we wanted to hear “hands off!” more than right now.

I suppose this is what happens when you have a hell of a lot of extra time on your hands, a macro camera lens and a strange predisposition for giving sexual context to defenseless Christmas decorations. Whatever the case, we find Christmas to be pretty damn sexy and can’t think of any reason why Christmas ornaments should be excluded from enjoying some sexy-time festivities…

‘Tis the season of giving…and, apparently, getting drunk and half-naked! I mean, if you think about it, all the pressure to get the right gifts, not blow all your cash and deal with your annoying parents can make a person a little uptight. And nothing cures uptight like downing a bottle of spiced rum and stripping down to your pink skivvies with all your super-sexy friends. At least according to these festive hotties. And something tells us we should trust them…

Ok, so maybe these stuffed animals aren’t quite as creepy as our 28 Creepiest Taxidermy Creations, but stuffing dead animals for ornamental purposes is pretty damn creepy in and of itself. Throw in a Santa hat and some Christmas lights and it’s downright disturbing, albeit not as disturbing as this.

I suppose this is what happens when you have a helluva lot of extra time on your hands, a macro camera lens and a strange predisposition for giving sexual context to defenseless Christmas decorations. Whatever the case, we here at COED find Christmas to be pretty damn sexy and can’t think of any reason why Christmas ornaments should be excluded from enj… Click to read more