Last night, we had a chance to check out Sega’s 2009 game line-up at their New York preview, and we have to say, things are looking good – enough blood, chainsaws, zombies, ass-kicking witches and all out warfare to keep any dude satisfied for hours. Here’s a quick rundown of our favorite titles due out of camp Sega over the coming year. (more…)

As if violent video games don’t already have a bad enough rap, some dumbass goes and does this:  After having his copy Halo 3 taken away from him, 16-year-old boy-genius Daniel Petric shot both his parents – killing his mother – and ran away with the game. Not only that, but Daniel tried to frame the crime on this father by trying to put the gun in his hand, before fleeing the scene.

Now, I’m not sure if Daniel knew this, but if you want to gaurantee that you’re never going to play video games ever again, it’s by f**king shooting your parents. I don’t know if they have an Xbox in prison, but if they do, something tells me this guy isn’t going to get a turn.

Read the whole story at Attuworld.com here!

A few weeks back we asked that you check out Game Stop’s GuitarHeroAuditions.com and create an alter ego with the “Rock Name Generator.”  Many submitted their alter egos and four won!

Our grand prize winner was Jared “Shark Chantmaster” Erb from Utah. The “Shark Chanter” won himself a $200 giftcard for GameStop and a copy of Guitar Hero World Tour for XBOX 360.

The three runners up, Stephanie “Warden Ampcrasher” Haffner from Texas, Greg “Jimi Kiloton” Mency from California and Dustin “Tornado Daysleeper” Bateman from Maine won a copies of Guitar Hero World Tour for XBOX 360.

Congrats to the winners and keep checking out COED for future giveaways.

Guitar Hero is back with its fourth edition, World Tour, which boasts a robust catalog of over 85 rockin’ hits ranging from Jimi Hendrix to Silversun Pickups.

If you haven’t been fortunate enough to pick up a copy, today is your lucky day, as we are giving away four copies of Guitar Hero World Tour and a $200 Game Stop gift card. But act soon cause the giveaway ends on Friday, November 28th!

How do you win?

Check out Game Stop’s GuitarHeroAuditions.com and create an alter ego with the “Rock Name Generator.” Once you create your alter ego email it along with your name, age and address to GuitarHero@teamcoed.com!

You can submit until November 28th at 12PM EST.

At that time our crack team of COED rock star scientists will pick the winners who will receive the following: Grand prize winner - $200 Game Stop gift card and one copy of Guitar Hero World Tour for XBOX. Three runners up: One copy of Guitar Hero World Tour for XBOX.

*must be 18 years or older to win *

Guitar Hero is back with its fourth edition, World Tour, which boasts a robust catalog of over 85 rockin’ hits ranging from Jimi Hendrix to Silversun Pickups.

If you haven’t been fortunate enough to pick up a copy, today is your lucky day, as we are giving away four copies of Guitar Hero World Tour and a $200 Game Stop gift card.

How do you win?

Check out Game Stop’s GuitarHeroAuditions.com and create an alter ego with the “Rock Name Generator.” Once you create your alter ego email it along with your name, age and address to GuitarHero@teamcoed.com!

You can submit until November 28th at 12PM EST.

At that time our crack team of COED rock star scientists will pick the winners who will receive the following: Grand prize winner - $200 Game Stop gift card and one copy of Guitar Hero World Tour for XBOX. Three runners up: One copy of Guitar Hero World Tour for XBOX.

*must be 18 years or older to win *

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For The Brangaloonie Who Has Everything

Guess the Breasts

More Saggy Pants Wearing Bans Trying to Be Enforced

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The Clothes That Got Me Laid

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Do you Believe in Gosh: New Mitch Hedberg CD!

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The expo is finally over. All the producers and designers can breathe a sigh of relief and get back to making games instead of pimping them. All in all I felt, as an outside observer, that the show left me slightly wanting. There was no groundbreaking news, no giant promises, and no real blockbuster game announced that we didn’t already know about.

The Nintendo Talk

Nintendo is about making cash. Which isn’t a bad thing. Unless you’re a serious hardcore Nintendo gamer fan boy who wishes they’d remake Zombie’s At My Neighbors for the Wii.I wouldn’t say they are done with hardcore games altogether, but the order of the day is definitely casual stuff, and their talk certainly said that. They did introduce some new hardware for the Wiimote that promised more accurate movement…and then used it to throw a Frisbee to a dog in Wii Sports 2. (more…)

Stuck at the office with nothing to do? Or maybe you had to mail your XBOX360 in for repairs and it’s raining? Or maybe you’re really hung over and the sun’s rays feel like stabbing needles.

Here are 5 web-based games that will run on (almost) any computer.

The Last Stand & The Last Stand 2

Two great games to get us started here based around a familiar but important scenario: the coming (oh, it’s coming) zombie apocalypse. This clicking shooter has some fun RPG elements. It puts you in the character of a lone survivor, who must defend his barricade from the oncoming zombie hordes. (more…)

Summer’s here and that means it’s time to neglect that reading list and playing some goddamn video games. Unfortunately, your job painting houses at ‘College Kids F**k Your House Up,’ has neglected to return any income (“Dude, I totally have the cash but I keep forgetting”), so as usual, your broke.

No problem. Here’s five classic games that you should be able to find in the used/bargain bin section that’ll give you all the excuse you need to ignore other, less important things in your life. (more…)

The first day of summer has just come and gone, meaning you have an open schedule for 90 days to accomplish anything you would like until fall arrives and classes begin.

Sure, you could booze your days away by the pool–but if you want to do something more significant with your life and start this fall semester a better person, take a look at COED’s “90 Days To A Better Life.”

With hard work and dedication, all these things can be accomplished before September 21st.

COED’s 90 Days To A Better Life after the jump! (more…)