We all know by now that the 1980s were a strange and disturbing decade, filled with wacky style, crazy drugs and crazier music. Like this gem, for instance, by Oingo Boingo, “Little Girls.” Now, I’d heard this song before. But until I’d seen the pedophilely video, which starts off with a Girl Scout descending into a quadrilateral-filled universe inhabited by midgets, I didn’t realize how totally f**ked that era really was.

I’ve always thought that adults who devote their lives to television for children were a bit odd (sorry Mr. Rogers!). But never, in my entire life, have I seen a kids television show that so thoroughly rattled my foundations of what is good and holy in this world as this freaky hippie dude, who tries to teach yoga to children through the use of terrifying farm animals and too many hugs.

I know it’s wrong to make fun of people for things that they can’t help. But damnit, I just can’t help myself! I mean, it’s not my fault that this woman looks like a bug-eyed park goblin, lurking behind trees, waiting to breath heavily on innocent people. Somebody’s got to stand up to this kind of threat. And I’m willing to take the blame for being an asshole, and just call a spade a spade. You’re welcome.

Seriously, I have no clue WTF this thing is. A messed-up bat? An alien? A headcrab? Like I said, I have no f**king idea. So if someone could please explain to me that this is something at least reasonably normal, I will be able to sleep again. Until then, it will haunt me…

Everyone knows drinking and driving is bad. Hell, even drinking and talking can be catastrophic. But sometimes you don’t realize quite how badly you can f**k up when you’ve had a few too many. In this guy’s case, he must’ve had about a bottle of Jack too many before he took a terrible turn into the elementary school parking lot.

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Sometimes people get famous on the internet for doing stupid things. Other times bad stuff just happens to them and there’s no way the could have avoided it. This one is kind of a mixture of the two–and twice as hilarious

You’re ass-broke and there’s a new ladyfriend who you are dying to impress. WTF do you do?

You could front and throw it all on the credit card but in the end you will get burnt. On a side note most students don’t have credit cards – and if you do I feel sad because in a few years you’re gonna be up to your eye-balls in debt.

Back to the point: you should be a creative stud and plan out a cheap, yet effective date.

See my list after the jump. (more…)

Ramen noodles are just as much a part of college as text books and douche-bags sitting in the front row writing down every word that comes out of the teacher’s mouth. Think about it: what fills you up at 3AM when you are too hammered to even walk to Cluck-U 2 blocks away? Ramen Noodles.

Who is there when you have a sore throat and you need some calming, warm, salty nourishment? Ramen Noodles!!

There is a point to this story. I’ve never seen an advertisement for Ramen, so it makes me wonder: how has it become the go-to college food for over 2 decades? Word of mouth? Urban legend? WTF is it? (more…)