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Seeing a full-length computer-animated movie 15 or so years ago was a rare thing indeed – if not a real treat for moviegoers – since not many studios had the budget or access to the utilities that made such animation possible. But sadly, nowadays it seems that the market is flooded by a sh*tstorm of crappy animated films. Quantity over quality is the name of the game in this business and just about anybody with a lackluster idea can stake their claim in the mediocrity-ridden world of computer animation – and that means you! Read COED’s guide to creating a crappy computer-animated film and avoid a straight-to-DVD release all together!

With the writer’s strike still going strong, the WGA has denied invitations to prepare material for the Golden Globes on January 13 and the Oscars in February. If both events didn’t seem crappy enough last time, they should be craptacular this time around.
(See what happens when you don’t get pros to make jokes for you?)
This situation ra… Click to read more

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