I ride a motorcycle to and from work everyday. And throughout my travels, the one type of drivers (besides taxi cabs) that does the dumbest, most dangerous, life-threatening sh*t more than any others on the road are BMW drivers. For whatever reason, getting behind the wheel of that car turns them into a complete asshole. But none of them even come close to pulling a dipsh*t move like this…

When I was in high school, I ran track. I was pretty fast, but the stupid thing was, I actually hated to run. I found no real enjoyment out of it. So I started pole vaulting. And let me say, pole vaulting is awesome. But my mom was nervous that I would get hurt. But I guess she never saw anybody take a face plant like this.

When it comes to failing, there is a wide varying degree of consequences. But when you decide to jump a giant fence on your BMX bike, you can be sure that the consequences of failing that will be much greater than you’re probably willing to accept. Like breaking your damn back, like this kid…

Despite being one of the most badass ways to travel ever, helicopters are also one of the most dangerous vehicles to be in when something goes wrong. Especially when that something is the g*ddamn tail snapping off. I’m not quite sure how it happens here, but it does. And it’s awesomely bad.

They must have forgotten to put a sign on this bridge that says big trucks aren’t able to go underneath it because anytime a one tries, the top gets ripped off like a can of sardines. But I have to say, the damn thing is built like a tank.

If you’ve ever needed a reason to not listen to loud music on your headphones while walking down the street, this is it. Some douche-nugget in Turkey makes a very wrong turn into a parked car the smashes in to the front of a liquor store.

Before watching this video, I had no idea people were so into pogo sticking. I mean, these goofy bastards are jumping over cars, doing backflips and griding ledges like they’re on skateboards – or rather, they’re trying to. Thing is, even when you do a pogo stick trick right, you still kind of look like a dumbass…

Obviously, whoever built this boat racetrack had their priorities in order: Make the course so incredibly difficult, it’s impossible not to crash. And since boat crashes are so F’ing rad, that seems like a perfectly reasonable way to do things. Though I’m not sure if the contestants still feel this way after being wucked 20-feet in the air and breaking their boat.

You know, I have to give credit to anyone willing to get up on stage and risk life and limb in order to entertain me. But I have to give a lot more credit to anyone who can get up and keep performing after doing a double back flip to the face.

If you think American football is the most badass, then you haven’t seen the Australian version. I don’t know what any of the rules are, but apparently body-checking a dude so hard it makes him look like a rag doll is totally legal.  (more…)