Stephen (that kid who shoved a remote up his *ss) doesn’t want to clean the kitchen after cooking. Naturally, his little brother starts filming the confrontation between Steve and his mother. Don’t be afraid to press play on this one, and no he doesn’t stick a pot or a pan up his butt… he throws them someplace much different. Child with real, serious problems after the jump!

I wouldn’t be advocating listening to a story about WoW unless it was actually worth your time. Here’s a recoding of a conversation some WoW nerd has with his other nerd friends – but that’s not what makes it interesting. The subject of the story is one of those I-get-so-angry-I’m-not-afraid-to-shove-a-remote-up-my-@ss crazy WoW players, and what happens at the end is ridiculous. Check out the video below!

One of the greatest features of the internet is its ability to bring people together; unfortunately, a select group of those people were better left in their lives of gentle solitude, sans modems. These internet weirdos (iWeirdos, if you will) were the type you avoided in high school, as though you had some sixth sense that they would grow up to collect child porn and/or use a Hotmail email account.

Amidst the never-ending search for a hot chick with whom you can spend the rest of your life is the search for a profession to fund said rest of your life. Sometimes, the two disagree. Unless your chick is really swell, chances are she’ll find these professions utterly repulsive and/or ridiculous. Try to avoid making a career path out of the following in order to win the fair lady’s heart.

Catching a home run at a baseball game is pretty freakin’ awesome. But it’s something else entirely to catch Los Angeles Angels outfielder, Torii Hunter’s home run (in this case, at batting practice) while holding a video camera, capturing the whole thing on tape. But when you do, it’s your duty to put it on the Internet, and this guy follows through.

After his mother canceled his World of Warcraft account, this kid freaks out like Jar Jar Binks trying to kick a PCP habit. Fortunately for us, his brother had the wherewithal to quickly sneak a video camera into the kid’s room, capturing the entire scene on tape. Unfortunately for the kid, every girl he knows has now seen his giant WoW vagina.

If you’ve ever had an interaction with the police, you know how frustrating it is to be completely helpless from their bullsh*t power – especially when they’re arresting and won’t tell you why. So I completely understand this weird nerd’s pleas. His singing, I don’t quite get. But whatever – he makes up for that entirely after getting Tazered, then getting away! It’s awesome.

This is it, buddy. The time has come. You had a good run. Sure everyone likes to have fun now and again, but its gone too far and you need to quit. For you, for your health, for your family.
You’ve got to stop playing World Of Warcraft.
At approx. 9 Million users worldwide, WOW is one of the most popular addictive substances on the planet. That first hit gets yo… Click to read more

While casual players of MMOs may not see the big deal, it’s plain as day to the rest of the planet: hardcore gaming has taken on a disturbing level of obsession. Players log in ungodly amounts of time playing titles such as World of Warcraft and Everquest, effectively ostracizing them from the outside world. Video games, like watching television and pl… Click to read more

Video games can be, well, addicting. God knows how many late nights I spent trying get out of that one dungeon, or unlock that one sword, or kept saying to myself, “Just one more level…” Still, I draw my limits on things like World of Warcraft.
In case you aren’t up on the MMORPG (that’s Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Game) front, World of… Click to read more

This dude’s kid brother is a guild leader in Warcraft. All the guy did was lag the internet connection while in the middle of a raid and it took less than one minute for the guild leader to flip out.… Click to read more

Oh yes, there is a dude (probably some tree-hugging douchebag) named Ken Seeley.
He does interventions and specializes in Video Game Addictions. WOW (as in WoW, World of Warcraft). Talk about putting yourself in a niche.
Good luck Ken, your site is polluting the internet!… Click to read more

I believe the song from the South Park movie goes, “There are times when you get suckered in, by drugs and alcohol and sex with women. But it’s when you do these things too much that you become an addict and have to get back in touch.”
Mr. Mackey left something out of that little ditty: the video game World of Warcraft.… Click to read more