It’s finally here, that time you can find out who out of your friends goes to get fake tans. Since it’s winter, it’s not as though they can lie to you and tell you that they actually sat outside to soak in the rays. The people you’ll find in this gallery never had a chance to try to play it off like their look was au natural; only little people living with a creepy hermit who makes candy can ever attain an orange hue without the help of spraypaint. I mean, these guys have frosted f*cking tips. Why would you want anything to do with them? Check out the 75 most wtf fake tans in the gallery after the jump!

Shockingly, there’s still an inordinate amount of ridiculous television shows that for one reason or another became syndicated, thus prolonging the viewer’s pain and suffering for years to come. The truly puzzling aspect of this so-called entertainment is the amount of people who must be wasting their time on it; otherwise they wouldn’t have become syndicated, right?

Rotten Tomatoes Bestows Top Golden Tomato Awards to ‘Up’ and ‘The Hurt Locker’
Pixar Continues to Dominate the Golden Tomato Awards With More Wins than Any Other Studio
LOS ANGELES, Jan. 12 /PRNewswire/ — Rotten Tomatoes (www.rottentomatoes.com), the leading online aggregator of film reviews, today announced the 11t… Click to read more

We’re not sure how they’ve done it, but by some dastardly karmic injustice these 10 a-holes have made successful careers for themselves as comedians by… being about as funny as putting your dog to sleep. For whatever idiotic reason, everyone went along with the shams long enough to make these people into celebrities. We’re not sa… Click to read more

The fans have had enough and now apparently so has the owner’s son and vice chairman of the Detroit Lions.  It is time for General Manager Matt Millen to go.  Where to?  Anywhere but the Lions’ front office.
According to a report in the Detroit Free Press earlier this week, William Ford Jr. spoke out and said he would have fired General Manager M… Click to read more

Whether it’s decorating a tree, tabletop or doorway this holiday season, nothing spreads holiday cheer better than odd ornaments that make people feel uncomfortable. Deck the halls with…tampon snowflakes? Star Wars menorahs? At least they’re festive, I guess.
Check out the odd ornaments gallery after the jump.… Click to read more

The life of an actor in Hollywood is tough.
Between making ludicrous sums of money for playing make-believe, a demanding schedule consisting of people asking questions about celebrity life and paparazzi constantly snapping pictures, an actor must want to just curl up in a ball and not be bothered sometimes – preferably in their private jet or one of t… Click to read more

Back in Ye Olde Tinseltown days, most top-earning stars were stellar actors, singers and dancers, with none of the skills being a crutch to support a lack of talent.
Celebrities were, for the most part, blue-collar workers for the public, earning their fame by signing on to numerous films at once, rigorously training and studying various fields in the name o… Click to read more

Outside of being the most unfunny comedian of the new millennium – his shtick is one-part enunciating certain words and phrases for cheap laughs and two-parts “cutie-pie” Abercomedy and Fitch – Dane Cook is gay. Really, really, really gay. Don’t let his teaming up with Jessica Alba in Good Luck Chuck fool you: Dane Cook rai… Click to read more