The Daily Shocker: Tom Hanks is Lost in MySpace
October 23, 2007 by Josh - New Hampshire
Filed under News-ish
Tom Hanks, 51, has a real down-to-earth, normal MySpace page, complete with tell-all blogs and video. And get this: he pimped out his profile all by himself! You know something’s wrong with the world when Tom Hanks is the second most-famous “Tom” on MySpace.
To safeguard yourself from knocking-up your girl turn to the Lady Comp, a device that detects if a girl is ovulating or not. It looks like an alarm clock. The future is now.
Some teachers teach, some have sexual relations with their students; others blow the f*** up on their students at the drop of a dime.
These analogies are surreal, like a Keebler elf skiing down a citrus mountain.
When an adolescent game of “show me yours and I’ll show you mine” is documented on a cell phone, child-on-child pornography happens.
Give the SNL actor/drummer some!
When your country is down and out the always-reliable “hot babes in bikinis” route works wonders.
