I only knew three facts about snails: French people eat them, they’re not big fans of salt, and they’re slow as f*ck. So when I came across this video of a literal snail attack I thought I had been lied to my entire life. This clip is pretty freaky and a little gross. Check out the video after the jump!

For all you unemployed people out there, I’d like to tell you about a job you might not have heard of: worm grunting. The up side is, you get to live in Florida to do it. The down side is, you have to work in a place that’s actually called “Taint’s Hell”. Seriously. And then you have to “grunt” for worms with a giant stake in the ground, which, when rubbed in a certain way…