As we all know, the Europeans love their body painted babes. (And we love them, too!) It seems like every chance they get, they’re stripping down a hot chick to slather her in their team’s favorite colors. Here in America, however, this most excellent trend is just catching on. So to help get things rolling, let us present to you, Bodypaint Babe Bonanza: American Sport Edition!

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Soccer fans, rejoice! Today Manchester United battled against FC Barcelona in the 2009 Champion’s League Final – the Super Bowl of European football. (Actually, it’s probably bigger than the Super Bowl.) After a heated head-to-head in Rome, FC Barcelona prevailed over Man U with a score of 2 to 0. But no matter who you routed for, it’s time to celebrate this awesome day in soccer history, so we’ve put together the world’s largest collection of bodypainted soccer babes! We’re talking hundreds of sexy pictures, and not a lick of real clothing on a single chick. Now, most of these girls are decked out in national team uniforms, but that just makes sure we don’t leave anybody out.

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It’s World Cup qualifying season, and the US has just announced their roster for this Sunday’s (5PM, ESPN2) qualifying game against Barbados at the Home Depot Center in Carson, CA. The US tied Argentina, the #1 team in the world, this past Sunday–and they are expected to romp Barbedos. USA! USA! USa..Usa..us..Ok, I tried…

Check out The US roster at TheOriginalWinger.com

The NY Post is reporting that Tony Parker has been cheating on his wife Eva Longoria with a French model named Alexandra Paressant.

Paressant told the Post that “she met Parker at his July wedding, and after weeks of exchanging explicit text messages they had their first tryst in September at the Park Hyatt Hotel in Paris.”

“She further revealed that some of Parker’s sexual fantasies were not fulfilled by his wife Eva that led to the fling.”

“We had room service. He said that Eva, sexually speaking, does not want to do certain things. She does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like [a] certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne,” Paressant told US Weekly.

So who is this Alexandra Paressant lady that’s been rocking Tony Parker’s world better than Eva Longoria, who happens to be #10 on COED’s list of 2007’s Hottest Athlete Wives?

Alexandra Paressant is a sexy French model that has a history of being a raving psycho.

Read why Paressant is a nutjob and check out her gallery after the jump! (more…)