That’s right, we’re hiring. If you (or your smarter, better looking, funnier friend) thinks you have what it takes to be a part of our well-oiled machine, apply today. If you don’t know the difference between their / they’re / there or you’re / your, don’t bother applying. If you’ve never been laid or shotgunned a beer, please re-evaluate your life. Full submission details are after the jump!

Here in America, people can choose pretty much whatever job they want. As long as you get an appropriate education, work hard and keep a good head on your shoulders, your future is what you want it to be. But there are some jobs out there that are guaranteed to wither that charming personality of yours into a bitter, nasty dickwad. Whether it’s long hours, dealing with other nastier co-workers, or just the supreme authority and invincibility that comes along with the territory, these jobs will morph you into f***ing @sshole. Check ‘em out after the jump.

That’s right, bitches – we’re hiring. If you (or your smarter, better looking, funnier friend) thinks you have what it takes to be a part of our well-oiled machine, submit your resume … seriously, make a damn resume… and 3-5 relevant writing samples to editor@teamcoed.com. If you don’t know the difference between their / they’re / there or you’re / your, do not bother applying. If you’ve never been laid or shotgunned a beer, please apply re-evaluate your life. Full submission details are after the jump.

Men at Work was an awesome movie. Highly underrated. Ya got real life brothers Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez playing garbagemen who get caught up in some hilarious hijinks. Men at Work was also the Scottish-Australian rock band who achieved international success with their hit single “Down Under”. Two pretty kick ass examples of Men at Work. Not all men at work can be as bright and bad-ass. The dudes in this photo gallery sure prove that point. Check ‘em out after the jump.

There is a right way and a wrong way to close out a relationship that has gone to seed. Do the right thing.

Recently, I found myself strapped for cash and needed a way to supplement my income. Like most people, I decided to try nude modeling! The gigs were usually just a few hours, and they paid well above minimum wage. Why not?
I called a few local college art departments. “There’s a shortage of nude models,” I was told. So, career advice No. 1: fi… Click to read more