Even though today is a Saturday, January 28th has been (and always will be) Fun At Work Day. While I’m not going to suggest going into the office just so that you can party there, you might want to take some notes on how to avoid bashing your monitor into the scanner just because the printer’s jammed. If you don’t know the video I’m talki… Click to read more

If you guys are anything at all like us at COED, you like to get your sleep…and by that I mean you like getting wasted staying up until 4:00 a.m. and sleeping until the following afternoon. Now this article is by no means telling you to avoid nights like those, but the approaching New Year means that you’ve got to try doing something new. Countless hours are wasted (or enjoyed) just laying in bed when you could be out and about getting a kick a*s start to your day! After the jump read the eight best reasons to wake up earlier and start your day on the right foot.

It’s 8:34 a.m. and you’re still in bed, hung-over and bleary-eyed  from the bar crawl the night before. You’ve hit the snooze button five times already and you’ve gotta be at work in 15 minutes. Even if rabid dogs or fat women were chasing you, there is no possible way you can get your ass into the office today. So what do you do? You pick up that phone and use one of these fool-proof excuses to get out of work. Check out our list after the jump.

With Jesse Eisenberg hosting Saturday Night Live this past weekend and The Social Network looking to snag a few Oscars in a little under a month, we thought we’d take a look at 8 types of creepers Facebook’s created. If you’ve seen The Social Network, Jesse’s portrayal of Mark Zuckerberg might lead one to believe Facebook’s founder is a creeper himself. What do you think? Take a look at our rundown and let us know in the comments.

For the stoner sect, working on a pot farm must seem like the equivalent of a fat person winning one of those contests where they get to stuff their shopping cart with as much food as they can in one minute. But I–your faithful blogger—have actually worked on a pot farmer in Mendocino County (part of the Emerald Triangle) and the fantasy isn’t always the same as the reality. So here are 7 truths and fictions about working on a pot farm:

The office holiday party was originally intended to reward employees for a year of hard work, or to distract them from the fact no one’s getting a cash bonus. Since most people can see through this little ploy by upper management, it’s gone from an evening brimming with holiday cheer to a boozy night overflowing with alcohol-fueled antics. So, if you had a little too much fun at your company holiday party this year, here are some tell-tale signs that perhaps you should seek work elsewhere now, or enter witness protection.

As the saying goes, “open mouth, insert foot.” If you’re lucky enough to land a job or internship in this economy, the last thing you would want to do is blow it on the first day. Read this list so you know what not to say on your first day of work.

COED has a few tips on quelling that “jump-off-a-bridge” feeling you may experience in light of returning to a full-time schedule or paying back mountains of student loans. Whatever you’re dreading, keep these five ideas in mind and remember to breathe.

The first day at a new job is typically a nerve racking combination of excitement, anxiety, and often, puke. You feel your stomach churning, trying to remember if the bathroom was down the hall to the left or down the hall to the right as you jump up and narrowly avoid knocking over the cute receptionist as you run through the corridor spewing chunks all down the wall. Or maybe not. But that is one way to screw up your first day at work.

Go figure: you’ve spent your entire life alone only to discover the girl of your dreams at the next desk of your new job. And beyond all probability, she likes you back. Too bad the corporate ladder consists of parallel rungs; you’ll never find an intersection as long as the rule book exists. How do you woo her despite all odds, defy the man, and live happily ever after?

Work sucks. Even for those lucky guys with the dream jobs, it still largely sucks. Which is why things like Facebook, Ebay, and solitaire were invented. Without these time-killers every single man in the world would likely have gone postal on their coworkers — which is a lesson to all of you workaholics out there: don’t wait until you are homicidal! Take action now to reduce the pressure that naturally builds from the boredom of the 9 to 5 grind. It’s not wasting time or displaying “poor work ethic.” No, it’s actually saving lives. So use this guide to help you manage that bone-crunching, spirit crushing, mind numbing, endless work related hours of tedious boredom.

All college guys have the same problem — the year ends and you move back home only to realize that the supply of fresh meat you were so used to seeing every weekend just isn’t there. If you want to keep your sex life from going the way of Gary Coleman (too soon?), you’ll just have to accept that it’ll probably be someone you already know. Just be sure that no matter who you choose to hook up with, it’s absolutely NOT one of these girls.

Washing your hair is just one of several tasks you take on before you even grab a cup of coffee in the morning, that and piss, shower, and shave. But for effective washing, it’s important to consider what you treat your hair with and how many times a week you put that into effect. Here’s the COED guide to become a hair model.

Okay. You know how they say that first impressions mean everything? They’re completely right. Even down to what drink’s in your hand. So make the right impression by ordering the right drink..

Facebook is a great way to meet new people, stalk your ex-significant others, and reconnect with people you never wanted to see again, but were too much of a wuss to deny their friend requests. However, the professional world has realized that since people are more likely to post juice personal details online than truthfully fill out that space where is asks w… Click to read more