8 Types of Creepers You’ll Find On Facebook
July 9, 2008 by COED Staff
Filed under News-ish

Facebook went from an exclusive college thing, to a billion dollar operation in about five years. That’s probably a pretty good business plan. Now that the world has Facebook, Facebook has the world. Just like in the real world where good friends and good times are mixed with creepy guys and drive by shootings, Facebook brings a new flair to the internet stalking scene. So we decided to divulge into a Stone Phillips-like look at the creepy world of Facebook, and the guys who dominate the landscape. Read more
The Freedom of Work: Why Slacker Summer Jobs Rock!
June 27, 2008 by COED Staff
Filed under Getting Through
I work in a sh*t-hole on the verge of bankruptcy, and I love it. I’m currently employed by a locally owned sandwich shop/late night drunk food emporium. If it’s 2:30 in the morning, you’re hammered and you need a hot dog that’s been warming on rollers for three hours we’ve got you covered. I make just above minimum wage, but for the work I do it’s almost robbery. Almost.
There’s nothing better than a summer job that requires no real thought, almost no work, and a boss who smokes a lot of pot. For the past three summers, I’ve worked for the maintenance division of a national park. It was a lot of physical work outdoors. I made great money, but I had to do a lot of work. This summer I make almost no money, but I don’t have to do anything. And as sad as it is, I actually prefer making and doing nothing. As a bonus I work with a bunch of college drop-outs and stoners who’ve never had real jobs and complain about what little we’re expected to do. Since I don’t complain, and work whenever it’s necessary, I look great. My boss absolutely loves me. Read more
COED’s 90 Days To A Better Life
June 24, 2008 by Steve - Seton Hall
Filed under News-ish

The first day of summer has just come and gone, meaning you have an open schedule for 90 days to accomplish anything you would like until fall arrives and classes begin.
Sure, you could booze your days away by the pool–but if you want to do something more significant with your life and start this fall semester a better person, take a look at COED’s “90 Days To A Better Life.”
With hard work and dedication, all these things can be accomplished before September 21st.
COED’s 90 Days To A Better Life after the jump! Read more
The 10 Most Worthless College Majors
June 6, 2008 by COED Staff
Filed under News-ish


College is a great place to learn and have fun. But let’s not kid ourselves, some degrees are as useless as the plot in a Michael Bay film.Here’s a list of 10 degrees that may be interesting, but do jack sh*t for you in the real world. [Holy Taco]
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What (Not) to Wear to Work
I draw the line at flip-flops. The prevailing dress code at my office and those of many white collar workers in the U.S. could be defined as business casual–if any of us knew what the heck that meant. My employee handbook offers no guidelines, so I’m left with my own interpretation: no nylons (like 39% of American women, I haven’t worn a pair in more than a year). But then again, no flip-flops (because I respect my colleagues enough to shield them from my unsightly toes).
As 1.5 million new college graduates start streaming into the workforce this month, it’s no wonder they’re not sure what to wear. Even longtime workers still flounder at the wardrobe, because almost two decades since the term first appeared in corporate dress codes, our understanding of business casual remains far from uniform. [Time]
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Waiting Till the Last Minute: 20% of Americans Are Chronic Procrastinators
February 7, 2008 by COED Staff
Filed under School’d

If you find yourself constantly putting tasks on the backburner, you are not alone.
According to Joseph R. Ferrari, a psychology professor at DePaul University in Chicago, seven out of 10 of you, a.k.a. ‘academic procrastinators,’ put off doing your schoolwork or doing it at all. Twenty percent of students, referred to as ‘chronic procrastinators,’ are those who always - always - wait…and wait…and wait. Sound like anybody you know?
Such were the results of Ferrari’s study, which also revealed that the higher the selectivity of schools, the higher the rates of procrastination. At better schools, where the work is tougher, students find the assignments daunting or belittling, if they fail to measure up. As expected, stress is a huge factor in avoiding important assignments. No shocker there. Read more
The Key to Success? Be a Nice Guy
December 1, 2007 by COED Staff
Filed under Daily Specials, Job Hunt, Money, Nine-To-Five, School’d

The key to success? Be a nice guy. Seriously.
Obviously, be competent, smart and forward-thinking. But according to Tim Sanders, author of The Likeability Factor, your career success depends on having personal well-being and playing well with others.
‘The grim reality is that life is a popularity contest,’ says Sanders, a Loyola-Maramont graduate and former indie-rock musician. ‘There was a Harvard Business Review study about how people select who they want to work with. And you know what? Everyone would rather work for a likable fool than a competent jerk.’
Sanders is part of a new breed of managers who are looking for ‘emotional talent.’ rather than just physical and mental skills. Being a nice guy, he shared with us some tips to finding emotional satisfaction in our career, from finding a perfect job to loving the one you get. Read more
Making Moolah the Easy Way
September 12, 2007 by Lauren - U Mich
Filed under Getting Through
Whether you are enjoying the high life that is college – complete with parental support – or collecting change out of the couch just to get that much needed after-work-martini, coming into some extra money is a wonderful thing. Especially when you want one of these or, the newest addiction in my life, the latest version of Guitar Hero. (Note: SERIOUS chick magnet!)
But finding extra money isn’t always so easy. Or fun. Especially if you consider selling your sterm or serving your fellow students in the cafeteria.
I have recently found that my bank account is seriously lacking, but my beer addiction is not. I work over 40 hours a week, but still don’t make enough (yet) to live the way I want to. So, I decided I needed to find ways to come into some money. And while some of you may never want to even consider these options, I have found the following to be the easiest, least stressful and most fitting into any woman’s life.
1. Lawn work for the neighbors. Rake leaves, mow lawns, landscape and so on for the people you know best… your neighbors. You’re outside getting tan, gettin buff and making good cash while you’re at it. Plus you get to make your own hours and techinically you are running your own business. Read more
Me?! Cyberslack? What?! I Don’t Cyberslack…
August 30, 2007 by Steve - Seton Hall
Filed under News-ish
There are new statistics that say employees spend 1/5 of their work-day “cyberslacking.” I spent 3 hours busting my balls trying to bang out this article before the deadline. It took tons of “research” and “proofreading” but I finally finished it.
Check out my lengthy article about Cyberslackers after the jump!


























































