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I’m not much of an exerciser. Sure, I understand that someday I’m going to die a violent death from my arteries shutting down and my heart exploding. But after watching how much of a wussy this dude is, I think my fate is better.

My first all-nighter at the end of my freshman year taught me some important lessons about what my mind and body is capable of when placed under the stress that is going without sleep for more than 24 hours.

1) Between 3 and 5 a.m. I’m incapable of forming coherent sentences on paper and possibly aloud. I have some stellar thoughts, complex ideation that I’m incapable of during normal waking hours. But when it comes to recording them, I have the language capability of a non-Einstein like fourth grader writing about quantum physics.

It’s funny in retrospect, but it makes me want to jab a pencil in my eye when I need that thought to get me through a paragraph or two at 6 a.m., when I’m able to write again.

2) Hot chocolate disappoints like no other, as it’s more of a distraction than an aide in concentration. Marshmallows – either their presence or the mere of idea of them melting sugary goodness in your cup – are the funnest thing ever when you’ve been studying pre-colonial African history for seven hours.

Coffee will never let me down, but hot chocolate is more of a party in my mouth kind of beverage and not quite the upper I wanted and needed it to be.

3) If I end the 24 hour no-sleep-athon with a 20 minute run, upon beginning my cool down, I will have an orgasm. (more…)

I am not really interested whether Ryan Reynolds is still dating Alanis Morissette or Scarlett Johansson. But I do have questions concerning his suddenly-jacked self.

Reynolds transformed his body when he was preparing for his role of Van Wilder Hannibal King in Blade Trinity. He did not only gain 20 pounds of muscles, but also reduced his body fat percentage from 11% to 3%.Reynolds trained under the guidance from Darren Chapman. Many dropped their jaws after seeing Reynolds’ solid body on big screen.

Find out his secret behind this successful change which took about 5 months in How To Build Body Like Ryan Reynolds? (more…)