In this day and age of calorie concerns, yoga, wheat grass smoothies and an overall obsession with health, many of the vices we know an love seem sadly on their way out. With that in mind, today is the 34th annual American Cancer Society’s Great American Smokeout so it is safe to assume the first victim of this cultural cleansing is the cigarette. (Unless Barack Obama changes all that.) And if you ask us, that’s a serious tragedy. See, there’s just something about a woman with a cigarette that makes dudes happy. Maybe it’s the ‘bad girl’ image. Maybe it’s thoughts of ‘oral fixation.’ But no matter what the reason, it’s F’ing hot! Not that we have a smoking fetish, but after checking out all these smokin’ hotties, it doesn’t seem like such a bad idea.

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From Adam & Eve to Samuel L. Jackson, humans and snakes have had a contentious relationship. But throw on on a half-naked chick, and it changes everything. Instead of being creepy, haunting creatures feared by all, they’re a hot accessory that make the chick seem dangerous and extra sexy. Not that we want our girlfriends carrying around 9-foot pythons or anything. Wait, yes we do…  (more…)

Like it or not, ladies, it is IMPOSSIBLE for guys to not look at boobs when they’re in our vicinity. No matter how hard we try, our brain is screaming for us too look down and catch as long a glimpse of those puppies as possible. And when we get a really good look, it can totally make our day. But fellas, beware of the boob stare – these days, somebody probably has a camera pointed right at you…  (more…)

As men, we rarely know what women are thinking, at all. And when it comes to sex we are even more in the dark. Of course, it doesn’t help that the female mind is constantly calculating, trying to figure out the “right” thing to say, no matter what it does for your relationship. So to take the bag off your head, here are five things your girlfriend might say that should throw up some serious red flags. (more…)

We vowed to stay miles away from the ridiculousness that is Shaq’s Big Challenge.  I mean c’mon, the world needs a Shaq reality show like we need six balls.  Our philosophy was if we just ignore it, it will go away.

It was good plan and it very well might have worked had the backsides of Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh not been pushing up against the inside of my flatscreen as I flipped across ABC.  Shaq was taking on the US Beach Volleyball Super-Duo May-Treanor and Walsh and I must admit I watched.  I liked.  Of course Misty and Kerri won in straight games, but the real winner of this match-up is you.

Once again, we bring you the beach volleyball butts of the Greatest Sport on Earth.  Thank you, Shaq.

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In the United States, there’s just something about exposed female nipples that sends people into a fit of disgust. Because of this, most of the country’s laws forbid women to display their breasts in public. Even the acceptance of breast feeding out in the open has come under attack.

As you might have guessed, we here at COED think this is a ridiculous form of discrimination against the rights of women to show off their bodies when they want, how they want. It’s called feminism, people! Which is why we’re so excited that today is National Go Topless Day (mildly NSFW )! (more…)

Let’s face it, try as we might, most of us get stuck across the table from a date who does not know CNN from MTV. The truth is, it’s not the fault of the girl with the bleach blonde hair and fake boobs, it’s yours! Here are five reasons you aren’t dating women with an IQ higher than their age. (more…)

Nobody covers video games quite like G4. Sure, they have good, all-encompassing content, but what really sets G4 apart from the flock of gaming media is their stable of super hotties they’ve hired to give you the gaming goods. To honor these badass beauties, we’ve put together this collection of The Gorgeous Girls of G4 TV.

Alison Haislip

Twitter ID: alisonhaislip

Blond super-cutie, Alison Haislip is a serious gaming gal from the classy state of New Jersey! She ended up on Attack of the Show after she was discovered while bartending by a G4 exec. So let’s get this straight: Hot, loves video games, and knows how to properly pour a Guinness? Welp, the search is over, fellas. We found The One.

Olivia Munn

Twitter ID: oliviamunn

Queen of all the geek goddesses, Olivia Munn is probably the only thing anyone who doesn’t play tons of video games knows about G4. The Attack of the Show host is the obsession of gamers everywhere, and has recently exploded into the mainstream, having recently appeared in Playboy. And if you ask us, the more Olivia Munn, the better.

Morgan Webb

Before hosting G4’s “X-Play,” brunette beauty, Morgan Webb cut her teeth in the gaming world hosting the podcast, WebbAlert, and also writing a gaming column in FHM called “Tips From the Gaming Goddess.” And with a title like “Gaming Goddess,” it’s no surprise she’s ended up on TV.

Kristen Holt Adams

Cheat! host, Kristin Adams has a serious hot girl resume. While in college at Texas Christian University, Adams (then with the last name, Holt) became a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. She then made the semi-finals in the first season of American Idol, and was hired as a correspondent for the second season. She’s also appeared as a Stuff Magazine cover girl. It’s just too bad Cheat! has been cut down to a few minute segment – we could stare at miss Adams for hours!

Anna David

Twitter ID: annabdavid

Not your average gamer girl, sexy stunner, Anna David is a journalist that’s written for publications ranging from The Los Angeles Times to Playboy, covering everything from sex and relationship advice to crystal meth and prostitution. Along with her writing, Anna tackles viewers’ sex questions on AOTS’s “In Your Pants” segment.

Blair Butler

Twitter ID: theblairbutler

Out of all the hotties on this list, Blair Butler is a true nerd. On top of being an “avid” comic book fan, the 31-year-old host of the “Fresh Ink” segment on AOTS, is also a stand-up comic, having appeared on such shows as Comedy Central’s “Premium Blend.” Blair got her start at G4 as head writer for “X-Play,” but soon found herself on the other side of the camera.

Jade Raymond

When it comes to real gaming chops, Jade Raymond is your girl. This smiley stunner broke into the gaming world as a game producer for companies like EA, IBM and Sony Online. Nowadays, in addition to producing kick ass, highly addictive games, she’s interviewing gaming industry insiders, and finding out about the hottest in gaming news. The hottest in gaming girls, however, she’s left to us…

Carissa Walford

Bodacious blond babe, Carissa Walford is the latest smokeshow to infiltrate the G4 arena, as guest host of Attack of the Show. The saucy Aussie has made a name for herself already by performing her AOTS duties almost entirely in a bikini. Which, when you have a practically perfect body, is definitely the best way to go.

By no means are we suggesting that women should be in the kitchen That’s wrong, insensitive and downright ignorant. All we’re saying is that when women choose to be in the kitchen, it has to be one of the g*ddamn hottest things we’ve ever seen. We’re not sure what it is, but there’s just something about a hottie stripping down into nothing but an apron and covering herself in brownie batter that makes us feel like men again.

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No two things in this world go together better than beer and boobs. Hell, the entire strip club industry is built on this fact. So we’d like to introduce to you the ‘koobzie’ (aka the boob koozie), which is when clever girls use their boobs to hold their beers. We’re not exactly sure why they do this, but regardless, it has to be one of the most ingenious things we’ve ever seen. Now, if only they’d start selling these at truck stops, then we’d be happy…