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As you might have notice, we here at COED are huge fans of the ladies. (Aren’t you?)  And every day, we do our best to bring you the foxiest females from around the world. So with 2008 quickly coming to a close, we decided to get a little retrospective on all the sexiest stars from the past year. From Megan Fox to Sasha Grey, these are the 50 Women who Wowed us in 2008.

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‘Tis the season of giving…and, apparently, getting drunk and half-naked! I mean, if you think about it, all the pressure to get the right gifts, not blow all your cash and deal with your annoying parents can make a person a little uptight. And nothing cures uptight like downing a bottle of spiced rum and stripping down to your pink skivvies with all your super-sexy friends. At least according to these festive hotties. And something tells us we should trust them…

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In this day and age of calorie concerns, yoga, wheat grass smoothies and an overall obsession with health, many of the vices we know an love seem sadly on their way out. The first victim of this cultural cleansing is the cigarette. (Unless Barack Obama changes all that.) And if you ask us, that’s a serious tragedy. See, there’s just something about a woman with a cigarette that makes dudes happy. Maybe it’s the ‘bad girl’ image. Maybe it’s thoughts of ‘oral fixation.’ But no matter what the reason, it’s F’ing hot! Not that we have a smoking fetish, but after checking out all these smokin’ hotties, it doesn’t seem like such a bad idea.

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Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Yankee Stadium, Goodbye

Led Zeppelin to tour with or without Robert Plant?

Erin Wasson… OMG!

To Be Known As The ‘Uh-Oh Face’ Guy?

So, George Michael Walks Into A Bathroom…

TV Host Passes Gas Live

Cat Vs. Cobra… Who You Got?

Brazillian Hottie Jana Ina Pretty Hot Bikini

Ceiling-Tile Jesus

AC/DC One Man Band Will Amaze You

Bizarre Energy Drinks - Chinese Deer Penis Wine

Women Hate Fantasy Football

An Open Letter to the Inventor of the Thong

Nothing is more exhilarating than Women’s Beach Volleyball… nothing except maybe Women’s Beach Volleyball played in the RAIN!!! Tonight Misty May-Treanor & Kerri Walsh defeated the boy-like Chinese team Tian Ja/Wang Jie in two straight matches, and did I mention they did it in the RAIN!!!

The set marks May-Treanor/Walsh’s 67th consecutive international win and second olympic gold medal in eight years.  These girls got it goin’ on.  One thing’s for certain, if there is a God, He loves Himself some Women’s Beach Volleyball.

Check out the Ass-entials of Beach Volleyball

With the 2008 Summer Olympics quickly approaching, make sure you check out one the most fantastic spectator sports around: women’s beach volleyball. Sure, the sport is just a lot of back and forth, but it’s awesome to watch. What’s better than pairs of sun-kissed cuties showing their skills in the sand–and showing off some awesome athlete ass? Nothing, that’s what.

Luckily for you, we’ve taken out all the obnoxious actual volleyball, and distilled it down to the best bits. The WNBA should take a look at what the AVP is doing, we’re guessing it would up their viewership a point or two…

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Women confuse men. That’s a given. But it’s not because we don’t learn from our past relationships; we just forget everything we learned in the time between one and the next. And we only remember how different the two genders are when a woman’s inherent eccentricities rear their wild head, once again.

To keep things in check, we’ve compiled a cheat sheet to help you keep your girl’s differences in perspective with COED’s 13 Facts About Women Men Forget. So no matter how cool the chick, chances are she (is)…

Full of Sh*t: Before you call NOW, let us just say that this is only a periodic trait, and exists in varying degrees. Most of the time, it comes out in what we like to call a “game,” but outside of a relationship it’s called lying. Basically, she tells you one thing, but means something more than her words. (Words only seem to matter when she remembers to use yours against you.) Other times, it happens when she thinks lying serves a purpose greater than the truth of the moment. So, she might have gone to lunch with her ex and said she didn’t–but he was a dick like usual, so it wasn’t a big enough deal to tell you about (i.e., she cares about you enough to not want to hurt your feelings, but not enough to stop looking elsewhere). Now, try going out with your ex… Read more

“She’s only sitting next to me because I already ate her sister…”

The Rules:
Think you got us beat? Submit your best caption in the comments section below, and the winner (based purely on our bias) will receive a $15 iTunes gift card! Let the captioning begin!

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I need to say this. Jewelry sucks. And I hate buying it for women and I think I’m done buying it forever–at least until I decide to get engaged. Honestly, is there a more useless thing on this planet then jewelry?

Completely ignoring the entire system of imbalance that permeates men/women romantic relationships when it comes to gift-giving and buying dinner etc, could I please get you something else? Something worthwhile. Something that doesn’t cost a fucking arm and leg to prove to you that I’m into you as a person?

Here’s some reasons why jewelry is stupid. Read more

Thanks to the guy that gave us duck-like celebrity lips (I’m looking at you, Jenna Jameson), the g-spot can now be enlarged using a collagen injection known as the ‘G-shot’, making the elusive ‘button’ more sensitive and easier to find. Glad they figured this out, because before hearing about it, I was working on a very intrusive sonar device.

From the Daily Mail:

Rather like lip-plumping jabs, the treatment involves injecting collagen straight into the G-spot.

This not only enhances its sensitivity, but increases the width of the area to the size of a 10 pence piece.

It also raises the G-spot a quarter of an inch in height, making it much easier to find. And, as Caroline can testify, the results are tremendous. ‘I have quite literally never experienced anything quite like it,’ she says. ‘I had constant multiple orgasms which went on for hours.’

Hours of orgasms sounds pretty F’ing rad. Now, if only science could do something really useful, like find a cure for cancer…Oh yeah, they just did that, too.

Sure Maxim’s annual Hot 100 list is fun for a quick flip-through in the sh*tter, but it a lacks a certain something…Oh yeah, hardcore nudity!

Well, luckily for us all, the good people at Genesis have published their Porn’s Hot 100 XXX Star “It” List. Genesis picked the order based on “the opinion of our staff and some select industry insiders,” says their Website. I’m not exactly sure what “insider” means in the porn industry, but it’s probably coming from someone close to the, um, action.

Of course, a lot of the big names made the list. Terra Patrick came in at number two! Jenna Jameson, on the other hand, just barely squeaked by, landing the #100 slot. I guess drugs and eating disorders aren’t the miracle career-builder we thought…

Check out a pictorial tribute to the Top 10 at Fleshbot, here! [Very NSFW] And see who made the rest of the list at Genesis, here.

Vote on who you think should make porn’s Top 10 Hottest after the jump! Read more