Last year, Amber Heard was the woman who wowed us most. The hotter version of Kristen Stewart continued to crush in ’11 despite the performance and critical reception of Drive Angry, The Rum Diary, and The Playboy Club. So, where does she fall on this year’s countdown? How do vets like Lindsay Lohan and Brooklyn Decker fare? Who are this year’s Ines Sainz and Anna Chapman – the buzzworthy newsmakers that caused enough headlines to warrant a spot amongst the legends? Check out our comprehensive slideshow and let us know if we missed anyone in the comments after the jump.

Unless you’re an absolute pornstar, odds are you’ve probably experienced a woman faking an orgasm. Some are better actors than others. Hell, even few male pornstars can make chicks come to fruition every time. Truth is, most girls can’t climax through vaginal intercourse and if they can, it’s only from the right moves in the right conditions at the right time in the right setting. While the thought of a chick lying to your grill is downright infuriating, the fairer gender have their reasons. Find out what they are after the jump.

I wish that all forms of protection were this sexy. Sure we’ve already hit you guys with sexy girls rocking the football jersey, but we’re taking it to another level: chicks in shoulder pads. While this uniform is pretty much the standard for the Lingerie Football League, seeing these girls on TV versus seeing HQ photos makes all the difference. “Why have the shoulder pads when you can just take them off?” you might ask. Dudes, the pads are for your protection, not theirs. That’s how powerful this gallery is. Check it out after the jump!

Not only is December 1st World AIDS Day but December is AIDS Awareness Month. If you’re not aware of AIDS, I don’t know what to tell you: Get out more? Complete your education? Play the lottery? This year the campaign’s slogan is “Getting To Zero”, which totally contradicts Vanilla Ice’s catchphrase, “Drop that zero and get with the hero!”. Personally, I think Coke Zero should sponsor that sh*t – I love that mess. Anyway, there’s ZERO chance you won’t like our gallery of beautiful women wearing red. Why red? That’s the color you’re supposed to rock in support of AIDS awareness. Seriously, man, you gotta read/watch the news.

I’ve got statistical evidence that everyone loves to watch a good fight, so I’m going out on a pretty sturdy limb when I say that you’re going to love watching these unclassy women going at it. There’s about six or seven “ladies” that keep on going back and forth, pulling hair out, showing underwear, punching and screaming. Apparently, the videographer was there at the Tropicana for his birthday, so happy birthday to him. For me the highlights include the Christmas lights, the blonde woman at 2:09 with her weave-in-hand, and the manly woman security guard who finally takes her down. Check the possible hooker nonsense after the jump!

As men, we can do just about anything (except bleed for a week straight without dying) a woman can do. That doesn’t change the fact that warm, happy feelings are bound to happen when the woman in your life does something for you. Yes, BJs are included in that list of “somethings” but that’s not all I’m talking about. Since I’ve gotten into a sappy holiday mood, I feel inclined to lay out a few of the real reasons that we should take some time and let the ladies know we actually appreciate these “birds.” Check them out after the jump!

When it comes to relationships honesty is the best policy but there is such a thing as TMI and FTW to those of you who believe you have to be 100% honest to the point of overbearing. Mystery’s just as exciting and important an element to any kind of relationship, long-term, short-term, monogamous, or poly as intimacy. And really, there are just some things that nobody needs to know. so we’re going to be getting a little grimy. Brace yourself and check out the 11 Things Men Don’t Need To Know About Women.

There are a slew of influences out there in this wet ‘n’ wild world. Ya got drugs, alcohol, TV, movies, music – just about everything and anything can make an impression on you. We write a lot about those influences and, for me at least, women seem to be the most influential. I’d say 95% of what I do on a daily basis is based on what women want and like. But, which women are the most influential? We’re talkin’ no questions asked, they yell jump and you say how high. For better or worse, they’ve got that captivating and/or motivating mojo. Who are they? CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT

We’ve all been there: things seem to be going well with your new squeeze and then she says something that makes your alarm bells go off. You disregard it as a one-time incident and it is. Weeks go by and then she says something else that makes you shudder. Rationalizing her comments, you keep on seeing each other. As time starts passing, though, the craziness starts happening more frequently until you realize you’re dealing with a stage-5 clinger. If you had only listened to your spidey senses in the first place… check out our list of sayings that should send you running for the hills after the jump!

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In this week’s edition of Renata’s Recommendations, our “chick on the inside” guides us through the secret meanings behind the most common expressions uttered by women. She claims it’s as good as having a decoder ring for the female mind. And you don’t even have to buy cereal to get one! See Renata’s handy dandy breakdown of women’s most notoriously misconstrued, misunderstood, and completely missed messages after the jump!