The Internet is literally filled with jackasses. Their misfortunes and apparent retardation are a large part of what keeps people coming back. So to narrow it down to only 15 might be a bit audacious. But that doesn’t mean we can’t try. Here are the 15 people we here at COED think, for one reason or another, deserve a spot in the history books under “Biggest Internet Jackasses of All-time.” Enjoy.

NOTE: We did not include anyone who makes their living being a jackass on the Internet. Only amateurs allowed. (more…)

As men, we rarely know what women are thinking, at all. And when it comes to sex we are even more in the dark. Of course, it doesn’t help that the female mind is constantly calculating, trying to figure out the “right” thing to say, no matter what it does for your relationship. So to take the bag off your head, here are five things your girlfriend might say that should throw up some serious red flags. (more…)

If you’d asked me before watching this video why I thought there were no women bullfighters, I would have probably said something about Spanish cultures being male dominated, yada, yada, yada… And if you’d asked my why there are no midget bullfighters, I would have guessed that they’d be trampled. But after seeing this video, I realized that I would have been wrong on both accounts – the real answers are far more frightening…

While in public, most people try to keep their cool, even if something really disappointing happens. But not this lady. After missing her flight at the Hong Kong airport, she completely loses her sh*t in the biggest temper tantrum I’ve ever seen. I mean, she’s really, really upset. And it’s hilarious.

I don’t know what it is – the bad economy, the fluctuating weather or just people being in a really bad mood – but guys are getting violent these days, and women seem to be taking the brunt of the punishment. Not only do we have Chris Brown allegedly beating up Rihanna, we also have WWE wrestler Chris Jericho knocking out one of his female fans as she tries to get a picture. Unfortunately for him, that one’s on tape.

NEWS FLASH: If you cheat on you’re girl and she finds out, beware! Nothing on earth is more terrifying than a woman’s wrath. And if these seven stories prove anything, it’s that a woman – any woman – with spite in her heart is capable of anything. So let these nauseating tales serve as a warning to any man that’s ever wronged his woman in any way: She will get you back, and when she does, keep your penis as from from her as possible.

Check out The Dog Ate My Penis and 6 Other Terrifying Vengeful Castrations after the break! (more…)

As f**king usual, the good ones die young. The victim: Grammy Award-wining Australian rockers, Wolfmother. The killer? That rat bastard “Irreconciable Musical Differences.” One of the most solid bands in the past few years, who’s song “Woman” became a favorite Guitar Hero heavy-hitter (and won them that Grammy), has officially split up after only one album. (more…)

As f**king usual, the good ones die young. The victim: Grammy Award-wining Australian rockers, Wolfmother. The killer? That rat bastard “Irreconciable Musical Differences.” One of the most solid bands in the past few years, who’s song “Woman” became a favorite Guitar Hero heavy-hitter (and won them that Grammy), has officially split up after only one album. (more…)

Rachel’s Gentleman’s Club in Florida gives away complimentary flu-shots and free lunch to the elderly. No word on worthwhile benefits for pervy middle-age guys, though. (WESH)

I won’t even attempt to divulge any thoughts on this real-life space opera. (Pravda)

Woman murders her boyfriend when she found his porn stash. Let this be a lesson: it’s time to find a new secret compartment in your house, fellas. (Chicago Tribune)

Post A Phone: the only landline phone flatter than your kid sister. (College Candy)

Guy confesses to the Senior prank he pulled in High School – 50 years later. (Palo Alto News)

I’m down for poonany preservation, but this is something else.

Virgin Cream, a $60 cream that acts as a vajajay time-machine of sorts that (supposedly) tightens up a woman’s womanhood back to its more “youthful” days. The website boasts claims such as this:

If You Would Like To:

Be a woman that nearly all men… just can’t resist, this is going to be the most important message you will ever read.

Here Is Why:

Let’s face it… almost any woman can get a man to have sex with her. You don’t have to be pretty. You don’t have to be sexy. You don’t have to have a great body. Basically, you just have to be a woman who will say “yes” and thousands of men will have sex with you…

Once!

But, what if you want that same man to call you for another date? Well, that might NOT be so easy. But, what if there was a way to make sure… almost every man… wanted to go out with you again? Better yet, what if there was a way to make having sex with you… so fantastic… the man you are interested in… couldn’t even think about another woman? What if there was a way to make having sex with you… so good… a man would do anything… even marry you… to keep you in his bed?

Whoa! Talk about demoralizing! I love it. (more…)