You’re back home for winter break and ready to show off your new partying abilities. Time to reconnect with the old crew from high school and tear sh*t up. Maybe you’ve heard rumors about some of the crap that happened to your classmates while away at school, or maybe you just completely cut yourself off from that world. Either way, it’s time to find out who’s been up to what. Thanksgiving break was short-lived, but winter break gives you plenty of man hours to catch up. To prepare you for what’s in store, we put together this guide of cronies, phonies, and baloney riding ponies you’ll see out and about. Check it out after the jump.

You’re done with classes, you can sleep in till noon without repercussion and chances are you’re going to end up at the bar downtown, one of these nights – if you haven’t just camped out there already. That means running into pretty much every person you went to high school with who you haven’t talked to since graduation day. If you’re not careful, things can get weird before you can say “Remember that time in pre-calc…”. So here’s a quick guide to the 9 types of high school classmates you’ll run into over winter break to help you keep your cool.

You’re done with classes, you can sleep in till noon without repercussion and chances are you’re going to end up at the bar downtown, one of these nights – if you haven’t just camped out there already. That means running into pretty much every person you went to high school with who you haven’t talked to since graduation day.

The holiday season is around the corner, and that means you will be away from your girlfriend for an extended amount of time.
Upsetting…yes I know. Get ready for teary hugs at the airport and sad text messages 24/7. What could be more concerning will be your lack of ass for days on end and the scary fact that hometown scumbags could be putting serious moves … Click to read more