In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, we cover the closure of the world’s most popular English language newspapers, George Hincapie’s wormy leg, the lead singer of Smashmouth eating a sh*t ton of eggs, newscasters saying ‘haboob’, the Winnipeg Blue Bombers planking after a TD, new Lindsay Lohan pics, Fabulous spending $30k making it rain at a strip club, Mark Cuban 69ing a dude, ABC News hiring Elizabeth Smart, Roseanne’s nuts, Swagger Jagger, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Happy Canada Day, everyone! To celebrate, we’ve put together a ton of CFL cheerleaders for your viewing pleasure. Now, there’s no question the NFL usually kicks the crap out of Canada’s CFL. With only eight teams in the entire league, it’s just not a fair fight. But regardless of their shortcomings, our pig skin-loving brothers to the North still know how to pick their cheerleaders….

There’s no question the NFL usually kicks the crap out of Canada’s CFL. With only eight teams in the entire league, it’s just not a fair fight. But regardless of their shortcomings, our pig skin-loving brothers to the North still know how to pick their cheerleaders. From the Montreal Alouettes to the BC Felions, these spirit-filled hott… Click to read more