Wednesday, some lucky Queens, New York resident won a staggering $133 million in the Mega Millions state lottery. And since I live in Queens, I was pretty pissed off it wasn’t me. Then I made myself feel better by remembering that most people who win the lottery have their lives ruined by the money. But that got me thinking, what exactly are you supposed to do, if you miraculously win, to keep it from ruining you life? (Surprisingly, “hookers and coke” is not the right answer.)

After a little research, I’ve come up with a few quick tips for how to conduct yourself after becoming richer than your wildest dreams. (more…)

These guys are the winner of a Break.com video contest to win $1000 – and it’s no surprise why. Let’s just say it involves a hell of a lot of crickets and an exercise ball. Take a wild guess what happens next – and with April Fool’s Day just around the corner, don’t be surprised if this happens to you in the next couple of days.

A few weeks back we asked that you check out Game Stop’s GuitarHeroAuditions.com and create an alter ego with the “Rock Name Generator.”  Many submitted their alter egos and four won!

Our grand prize winner was Jared “Shark Chantmaster” Erb from Utah. The “Shark Chanter” won himself a $200 giftcard for GameStop and a copy of Guitar Hero World Tour for XBOX 360.

The three runners up, Stephanie “Warden Ampcrasher” Haffner from Texas, Greg “Jimi Kiloton” Mency from California and Dustin “Tornado Daysleeper” Bateman from Maine won a copies of Guitar Hero World Tour for XBOX 360.

Congrats to the winners and keep checking out COED for future giveaways.

When we last saw the former Mrs. Federline attempt a comeback, Britney and her belly were shamefully sprawled across the stage at the 2007 VMA’s. Fast-forward 14 months later and Brit-Brit is at it again.  This time she’s chosen Germany’s Bambi Awards to test the water.  Could there be a country more sympathetic to reinvention than Germany?  Like Frick & Frack.