In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Don Cheadle is the new Captain Planet, Willie Nelson covers Coldplay for Chipotle, the Daily Beast releases its list of top colleges with the hottest chicks, Bernie Kosar’s daughter made another porno, Venus Williams pulled out… of the US Open, Superman’s packin’ heat, Always Sunny gets filthy, Sinead O’Connor wants to f*ck somebody and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Blazing solo is a mellow way to unwind, but sometimes you just want share the kind bud with some buddies. You’ve probably had some memorable smoke sessions with your friends but what if you could smoke with a group of 10 celebs? You buggin’ out yet? Well, we’ve got a list of famous faces that will guarantee the puff parade of the millennium. We’re talking righteous riffs, laugh factories, and storytellers. Check it out after the jump and let us know if we missed any (because we got high) in the comments section at the bottom of the post. Just blaze!

For those of you who don’t watch Conan, Will Ferrell’s been scheduled to appear on the show for a few weeks now. This is important because A) He’s funny and B) He’d been ranting and raving about how he planned on shaving off Conan’s beard. Well, last night came and went and so did Conan’s beard. Watch Will Ferrell get drunk on Barbicil and take a blade to Conan’s face then see our list of famous beards that should be next to go after the jump!

Since 1955,  April 15th has always been referred to as “Tax Day”, the final day to file one’s federal and state income tax returns. This year, the deadline was extended to Monday, April 18th. As the “tax man cometh”, the gainfully employed scurry to ensure they end up receiving and not owing. That is, unless you’re a “tax cheat”. The list of modern history’s most notorious tax cheats is a veritable who’s who of murderers, pornographers, actors and run-of-the-mill wackos. But regardless of their background, color, race, religion, or creed, they all have one thing in common: they were all very rich when they committed their tax crimes. See our list of America’s most infamous tax cheats after the jump!

Getting prepped for the 2012 apocalypse? Well, you might want to start gathering provisions a bit faster considering the 8.9 magnitude earthquake and tsunami that hit Japan this morning. Harold Camping, a broadcaster for a Christian radio station in California, has been scaring the bejeezus out of people all over Twitter with his prediction that Doomsday is May 21, 2011. After this morning’s events, he might be right. But life’s too short to stick your head in a hole. We at COED encourage you to defiantly stare into the face of oblivion and cross off our list of things you have to do before the end of the world! See the bucket list to end all bucket lists after the jump!

First Chuck Norris, now Charlie Sheen? Reports are running rampant that several California marijuana dispensaries are now selling a strain of KB named after the ninja warrior with the Adonis DNA and tiger blood. Contrary to Charlie stating it isn’t available, now it is and it’s a big hit. But, don’t people realize that if you try the drug called “Charlie Sheen” once, you will die, your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body? So, put down your sword and come join the masses who’ve shown their violent love for these marijuana strains named after celebrities. See the list after the jump!

Recently, Californian Marijuana Dispensaries have introduced a savage new strain of Medicinal Marijuana named, “Chuck Norris Black and Blue Dream.” Why the name? Because it’s said to have quite a kick! The Estate of the Norris has already made it clear that permission was never given to use his exalted name, though they haven’t said whether legal action will be taken. Why they chose to incite the wrath of The Norris is beyond me. But it is about time he had his own strain, whether or not he endorses it. This got us thinking about other strains named after famous people. Here are 9 more buds!

Since his arrest on Black Friday for possession of marijuana, 77 year old (and successful pothead) Willie Nelson formed a political party that gives a wink and a tip of the hat to Teabaggers everywhere – The Teapot Party. He took his movement to Facebook where in a little under four days the group “Willie Nelson’s Teapot Party” has just under 30,000 likes at the time of publish. Not bad. The party’s platform? Tax it, regulate it and legalize it. Even more impressive are the state chapters that have popped up as a result. Since you’re already baked, we went ahead and pulled the links for you. Now, pass it to your left.

Willie Nelson brought the Family to Radio City Wednesday night for an incredible evening that can only be described as classic Willie. The 77 year-old living legend pushed through his catalog for an impressive 2 hours and some change. Absent from the set was his son Lukas on guitar in addition to his iconic ginger braids which made the Red Headed Stranger famous. Jakob Dylan and Levon Helm opened the show with a surprise appearance by Texas ex-pat Norah Jones Check out the NY Times review here

From the gigantic artists to the pop sensations, there’s something for everyone this year. As always, there are too many wonderful indie tours, genre-specific tidbits to be named here, so we’ve anchored on 5 major must-see events. Book tickets today because these will sell out.

[Cartoon by Pat Keegan :: THe FReCKLeD FINGeR]

That Sums Up Super Bowl XLII [Barstool Sports]
Beetlejuice Drunken Dwarf Bowling in Staten Island [Busted Coverage]
The Social Networking Headache [College Candy]
Lindsay Lohan – “Paper” Magazine [Just Jared]
College Baseball Preview [SI]
The Best Picture of Britney Ever? [BWE]
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Since the headline explains it all, let’s just get right to it, shall we?
For extra convenience I’ve broken down the acts into different categories, shown after the jump. While some acts may not be in the category of your liking, most are…so suck it.… Click to read more