Today’s WTF news items feature a man with a truly special dong that doubles as a carrying case for drugs, a couple of artists who make masterpieces out of William S. Burroughs’ dung, and a survey that revealed 1/3 of Russians believe the sun revolves around the Earth. Read more wackiness after the jump!

Ah, Thanksgiving. It’s that time year we express gratitude for the things in life we so frequently take for granted… life, health, family, friends and food to name a few. But on this Thanksgiving Day 2009, we are adding to the list William S. Burroughs’ twistedly cynical Thanksgiving video directed by Gus Van Sant in 1986. It goes down smoother than a giblet gravy milkshake.