It’s happened to every college guy. You’re out drinking, you meet a nice girl, things are going great, and you decide to head back to her place because she “has Nintendo Wii and wants to beat you in bowling.”

On the way to her apartment you’re thinking that maybe tonight is the night to try that new move you saw on FHM’s Kama Sutra, until you walk in the front door and find yourself staring into the eyes of the anti-Christ herself: the cock-blocking roommate.

Here are a few tips on how to defeat this evil enemy and ultimately get you little pencil wet. Read more

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Beer Pong, the favorite past time of American college students, has faced ever increasing heat from concerned parents, colleges and the US government. The battle has become so mainstream it made the front page news section of Yahoo.com today.

The Nintendo Wii game formally titled “Beer Pong” has taken most of the heat as the software maker JV Games received letters from angry parents and Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal who were concerned that this new form of digital binge drinking could lead to dorm room deaths. As expected JV Games copped out changing the name to “Pong Toss” and switching the cups of beer to water - what could have been a million dollar idea is now a Teen Rated waste of time. Read more

The expo is finally over. All the producers and designers can breathe a sigh of relief and get back to making games instead of pimping them. All in all I felt, as an outside observer, that the show left me slightly wanting. There was no groundbreaking news, no giant promises, and no real blockbuster game announced that we didn’t already know about.

The Nintendo Talk

Nintendo is about making cash. Which isn’t a bad thing. Unless you’re a serious hardcore Nintendo gamer fan boy who wishes they’d remake Zombie’s At My Neighbors for the Wii.I wouldn’t say they are done with hardcore games altogether, but the order of the day is definitely casual stuff, and their talk certainly said that. They did introduce some new hardware for the Wiimote that promised more accurate movement…and then used it to throw a Frisbee to a dog in Wii Sports 2. Read more

Summer’s here and that means it’s time to neglect that reading list and playing some goddamn video games. Unfortunately, your job painting houses at ‘College Kids F**k Your House Up,’ has neglected to return any income (”Dude, I totally have the cash but I keep forgetting”), so as usual, your broke.

No problem. Here’s five classic games that you should be able to find in the used/bargain bin section that’ll give you all the excuse you need to ignore other, less important things in your life. Read more

The first day of summer has just come and gone, meaning you have an open schedule for 90 days to accomplish anything you would like until fall arrives and classes begin.

Sure, you could booze your days away by the pool–but if you want to do something more significant with your life and start this fall semester a better person, take a look at COED’s “90 Days To A Better Life.”

With hard work and dedication, all these things can be accomplished before September 21st.

COED’s 90 Days To A Better Life after the jump! Read more

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Panic at the Disco have made quite a name for themselves in not a lot of time. Their first album, A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out, went double platinum. Before they were even 20-years-old, the guys were blowing up the stage at the MTV Video Music Awards. And now, three years later, Panic (no more exclamation point) at the Disco is touring the world with Pretty. Odd., their wildly successful new album.

COED got to sit down with Jon Walker, Panic’s badass bassist, to find out the secrets behind the music, how the band is handling all the success and just what a group of guys does on a giant tour bus. (Hint: It’s more fun that you’re having right now.)

Check out the full Panic at the Disco interview after the jump! Read more

If you think the Wii is cool, this will make you crap your pants: A new headset device, created by Emotiv Systems, allows you to move objects, in a video game, using only you concentration.

No f**king way, right? Wrong. Apparently, these dudes used some monkey mind-games technology to make the coolest contraption to date. If this isn’t the raddest thing you hear today…well, then your life is better than mine.

Check out the details after the jump! Read more

In 2001, we were given the greatest game ever played by humanity: Super Smash Bros. Melee. All other so-called games before Melee were nothing but bitter pretenders.

Now, after nearly seven years of waiting, wishing, speculating, and (of course) spoiling the entire game for ourselves on Japanese YouTube videos, the sky has opened and America has been gifted with Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

How can one perfect perfection? I don’t know, but it happened. Now, one could say that all other forms of recreation – including sex with girls, I’m told – cannot compare to the sublime experience of pitting Sheik against Fox on “Final Destination.”

It’s a hobby - what can I say?

This time around there are thirty-five total characters, but only two of them are actually playable from the get go. They brought in Sonic the Hedgehog and Super Snake from that Sony game. Whatever. Also, they upgraded all of the models with the best graphics the Wii can offer.

There are over forty stages. However, using any but Final Destination is cheap and lame. Don’t bother. There’s a spaceship one and maybe one in an egg or something. It’s for babies. Final Destination is available from the get-go though, so you don’t have to go through the chore of enduring any of the one-player modes. Read more

Across the country there are shortages of the Nintendo Wii, and with good reason: it’s the hottest gift this holiday season - for the second season in a row.

The motion-controlled marvel is set to lead the console pack in holiday sales, outselling both the PS3 and Xbox 360 - if it can maintain its stock. Nintendo’s grip on the gaming industry - both the Wii and Nintendo DS are major sellers worldwide, with combined sales over 1 million in October - may be loosened up with Sony’s recent price drop and Xbox 360’s essential library. Hardcore gamers that already own Xbox 360 will flock to their local electronics store to snag a less-pricey PS3; scrappy gaming upstarts will sink their teeth into Xbox 360’s deeper catalog of games.

But parents? Most of them will wait it out for a Wii. Read more