June 28, 2009
- 12:32 pm
By Andrew - Hunter College

OK, what. the. f**k is going on here? If I were a celebrity, I would be very afraid for my life – Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and now king of the television pitchmen, Billy Mays, all dead within five days of each other. Mays, 50, was found dead early this morning at his home in Tampa, Florida, by his wife. Police say no foul play is suspected, TMZ.com is reporting.
So to honor this fallen icon of 4am television, here is The Best of Billy Mays – Video Remix Edition.
RIP, Billy – buying stuff off the TV will never be the same without you.
Tags: 50, away, billy mays, dead, died, florida, home, infomercial, oxiclean, passed, pitchman, pitchmen, product, Tampa, wife
May 25, 2009
- 11:00 am
By COED Staff
May 6, 2009
- 11:30 am
By jaywilli

Ever since George Steinbrenner faded away from atop the organization, the Yankees have thrown tradition out the window.
Gone is The House That Ruth Built. Gone are the common blue collar fans. And now? Gone are the rights afforded to former all-time Yankee greats.
Don’t let the Yankees fool you by tuning into the YES Network and watching hour after hour of pinstripe pride, tradition, and a family feel among the city, its fans, and current and former greats. Wrong. Nowadays, season ticket holders have taken a back seat to corporate money with the absurdly inflated ticket prices. The Stadium itself looks like every other new stadium in the league, and all of the best and most unique parts of the Real Yankee Stadium have been thrown in the garbage. Thousands of empty seats are visible on every national telecast. (more…)
Tags: Babe-Ruth, clowns, corporate, derek-jeter, empty seats, george-steinbrenner, loyalty, Money, New Yankee Stadium, new-york-yankees, paul o'neill, payroll, pinstripes, prices, pride, tickets, tradition, wife, yankee stadium, YES
December 12, 2008
- 3:00 pm
By COED Staff

NEWS FLASH: If you cheat on you’re girl and she finds out, beware! Nothing on earth is more terrifying than a woman’s wrath. And if these seven stories prove anything, it’s that a woman – any woman – with spite in her heart is capable of anything. So let these nauseating tales serve as a warning to any man that’s ever wronged his woman in any way: She will get you back, and when she does, keep your penis as from from her as possible.
Check out The Dog Ate My Penis and 6 Other Terrifying Vengeful Castrations after the break! (more…)
Tags: castration, crazy, crazy girlfriend, crazy wife, dick, dog, dong, girlfriend, insane, penis, revenge, vengful girlfriend, WAG, wang, wife, woman
October 24, 2007
- 9:35 am
By COED Staff

At the gym this morning I caught a segment on some talk show about cheating. Basically, the show was about agencies that helped people find out if their mate was cheating on them, and if such spy agencies were even ethical.
One of the panelists on the show was ârelationship expertâ? and author Steve Santagati, a âformer model and bad boyâ? who penned The Manual: A True Bad Boy Explains How Men Think, Date, and Mate–and What Women Can Do to Come Out on Top.
Iâve caught Santagatiâs TV appearances before, and each time I see his smug face on camera I canât help but throw up a little and shake my head at all the women who actually buy anything written by such an obvious egoist.
My distaste aside, Santagati never actually said anything revolting during those appearances, so I had nothing to confirm my gut reactionâuntil this morning. (more…)
Tags: bad-boy, boyfriend, caveman, cheating, couple, douchebag, girlfriend, husband, model, not-cheating, relationship, relationship-expert, spy-agencies, steve-santagati, talk-show, the-manual, wife