Every Thursday, we feature the latest and greatest demotivational posters to hit the cybersphere. Last week, we showed you the cause of AND solution to all of life’s problems – BEER! This week, we take a look at women who don’t need beer to spread those stems – SLUTS! Without sluts, where would we be really? We’d all be so backed up and pissed… Click to read more

In Las Vegas, escorts are advertised EVERYWHERE – rolling billboards, cabbies handing bound photo books with pictures and phone numbers, newspaper machines filled with catalogs, dozens of illegal Mexicans handing out business cards on every street corner. And for about $250, you can get pretty much anything you want.
During a recent bachelor par… Click to read more

(Caution: NSFW Language)
We ran across Ollie on tour in Louisville, Kentucky two years ago to the day. Invaluable lessons like these are not taught in school, so all you aspiring young pimps out there best listen up. Take for instance Ollie’s rule about shacking up in the Ponderosa with the King Pimp:
“If you get hungry, buy ya something, but the d… Click to read more