Man, do we love fast food. It’s cheap, it’s delicious and it satisfies every self-hating cell in your body with highly processed, corporately created concoctions that any man, woman or child can enjoy. But if you’re anything like me, such easily acquired satisfaction comes at a cost… in the form of nearly crapping your pants. Her… Click to read more

Man, do we love fast food. It’s cheap, it’s delicious and it satisfies every self-hating cell in your body with highly processed, corporately created concoctions that any man, woman or child can enjoy.But if you’re anything like me, such easily acquired satisfaction comes at a cost… in the form of nearly crapping your pants. Here are the Top 5 Fast Food Restaurants That Will Make You Scared to Fart.

Hey! It’s Valentine’s Day! Exclamation point!
If you’re anything like me, you find Valentine’s Day silly and not important in the grand scheme of a relationship. Still, you would be quite the a**hole to not show some sort of nice gesture on the holiday. If anything, mocking it is the best way to go. If your girl isn’t a humorle… Click to read more

I love it when multi-million dollar companies realize the humor and irony in their establishment, using their disadvantages to their everybody’s advantage.
This Valentine’s Day save yourself a few hundred-thousand dollars and treat your significant other to a candlelit dinner at White Castle. It’s uber-romantico, and as tastefu… Click to read more

Harold & Kumar are back.… Click to read more