Two weeks ago, a buddy of mine (we’ll call him Ted) wasn’t allowed to attend a “Penthouse party” on the upper east side.

Why?

His girlfriend wouldn’t let him. It was a glorified house party on a rooftop, but since the word “Penthouse” was used she cracked the whip.

Long story short, the kid is whipped unlike anything I’ve ever seen–and he has no idea. You could write a movie called Whipped and he would be the main character. His Facebook relationship status literally says married (they’ve only been dating six months) and yet he’s in the dark about his whippage–as a man, it’s just damn sad.

If you have a girlfriend, AskMen’s Top 10 Signs You Are Whipped is an absolute must read because like Ted you might be blind to your whippeage.

That’s right, award winning adult-film star Casey Parker is now COED’s resident Sex Ed Teacher! She’s here to answer all the questions you can whip at her, so ask her anything from how to find the clitoris to what to do if you find yourself at an orgy with 15 Playmates. Nothing’s too crazy, too raunchy or too technical. So conjure-up the best sex question you can think of and send it over for a chance at a professional answer.

How to submit: Drop Casey an e-mail at AskCasey@coedmagazine.com for a chance to have her answer you’re questions for COED’s entire audience to read!

If you haven’t seen Casey Parker in action we feel sorry for you - Fear not though as you can visit CaseyParker.com for tons of pictures and videos of Casey in action.

Major League Baseball Commissioner Bug Selig has cracked the whip on amateur baseball teams across the country for infringing on MLB’s trademarked team names.

First, Mr. Selig went after the Cape Cod League, specifically the Chatham “A’s,” Hyannis “Mets,” Orleans “Cardinals,” Yarmouth-Dennis “Red Sox” and others requesting that “share revenue derived from the sale of merchandise bearing their names such as the for having team names based on Major League clubs.”

Now in a similar situation, Scrooge Selig has declared war on 12-year-olds across America, sending the infringement police to Little League baseball, ordering teams to change their names or face lawsuits.

Check out Barstool Sports for the details, and the sad, sad video that shows us exactly why Bud Selig may be killing Little League Baseball.

According to electric car company Venturi, it takes a boatload of green to “Go Green.”

The new car from the Monaco-based automotive company is appropriately named the Fetish. The all-electric whip goes from 0 - 60 in 5 seconds and tops off around 105mph - not too shabby for an environmentally-sound vehicle.

Venturi plans on manufacturing 5 Fetish models a year. Now that’s what I call mass production!
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