Rims are fly, holmes. They’re shiny and make great subjects for hit rap tracks. They’re mesmerizing and distracting, which is totally ace when you’re illegally street racing against Vin Diesel or Paul Walker or Donte Stallworth. The amount of pride rim owners take in their pretty possessions is immeasurable. I once saw a pedophile’s rusty, rickety, windowless van sitting on dubs at an intersection in Baltimore. I offered him three kids and he still wouldn’t give up those hot wheels. His exact words were, “That’s one rimjob I must decline.” Anyway, check out our phat photo gallery of pimped out rims that will make you feel like a number one stunner after the hip hop, yo!

This soccer ref decides it would be a good idea to punch one of the players in the face. But pretty soon, both teams are chasing him down trying to kick his ass. I have to say though, this dude can F’ing run!