In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Dave Chappelle gives his first interview in 5 years, Google buys Motorola Mobility, Mark Sanchez admits he wanted to fight Rex Ryan, Tara Reid got hitched, Jessica Alba had her second baby, Breaking Bad got renewed, Kate Plus 8 got cancelled, Lebron James got dunked on by an Asian kid, Terminator has a Twitter accont, a Ninja Turtle robbed Wendy’s, Rick Perry blew a corndog and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

What is it about fast food restaurants and the desire to beat the crap / rip the hair out of someone? A little while ago, we put together a compilation of the greatest fast food beatdowns but couldn’t include this video because it hadn’t happened yet. This girlfight has it all: hair pulling, name calling, shoe hitting, employees unable to do anything, and friends jumping in. Check out the video after the jump!

What’s best about Rack ‘em Willie is the fact that he doesn’t know what’s going on. He’s constantly high on crack-cocaine (never-been-proven) and is always ecstaic [because he's always high (which-has-never-been-proven)] Don’t get mad that his life is moe exciting than yours. Enjoy the jump…

This gem of a training video for cooking burgers was unearthed only recently on YouTube. If you have the urge to turn it off after the first few moments just know it gets way better – and way more bizarre.
This is what they teach you at Wendys:… Click to read more