After months of planning, hundreds of hard hours spent picking out doilies and napkins and flowers, everything can just fall apart faster than the economy simply because the dumbass you asked to be your best man can’t walk properly. Just another reason why getting married probably isn’t even worth it in the first place.
I need to say this. Jewelry sucks. And I hate buying it for women and I think I’m done buying it forever–at least until I decide to get engaged. Honestly, is there a more useless thing on this planet then jewelry?
Completely ignoring the entire system of imbalance that permeates men/women romantic relationships when it comes to gift-giving and buying dinner etc, could I please get you something else? Something worthwhile. Something that doesn’t cost a fucking arm and leg to prove to you that I’m into you as a person?
Here’s some reasons why jewelry is stupid. (more…)