Talk about staying power. At 85, the world’s most legendary bachelor is about to tie the knot for the third time to December 2009 Playmate of the Month, Crystal Harris. In honor of Hef’s Bday and his commitment to Crystal (and his obvious commitment to Viagra), we’ve rounded up the hottest pictures of all his known girlfriends. And while we’re sure Hugh’s had many more girlfriends in his 85 years, we’re absolutely convinced that these 17 are the sexiest.

We learned three things looking through hundreds of Crystal Harris’ TwitPics over the weekend: One, she’s crazy about the Little Mermaid. Two, she loves her dog Charlie. And three, Crystal looks hot doing ANYTHING! The future Mrs. Hugh Hefner is so hot she makes drinking coffee look like a scene from a Cinemax After-Dark feature. But don’t take our word for it. These 108 TwitPics of December 2009 Playboy Playmate Crystal Harris speak for themselves.

As we announced earlier, Hugh Hefner got engaged to his girlfriend, December 2009 Playboy Playmate of the Month, Crystal Harris on Christmas Eve . According the the 84 year-old envy of all men via Twitter, when he gave “the ring to Crystal, she burst into tears” making it “the happiest Christmas weekend in memory”.
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Hugh Hefner, the man who inspired thousands of women across the country to get Playboy bunny tramp stamps, announced via Twitter on Christmas Day that he’s officially engaged to his one true love, Crystal Harris. In honor of his commitment to Crystal (and his obvious commitment to Viagra), we’ve rounded up the hottest pictures of all his known girlfriends. And while we’re sure Hugh’s had many more girlfriends in his 84 years, we’re absolutely convinced that these 17 are the sexiest.

Knowing a woman’s age is a tremendously helpful indicator of where their head’s at. Women are reluctant to give up this number once it reaches a certain level and that’ll inhibit your ability to effectively navigate. Face it, women are vulnerable. The more intel you have on one, the more “damage” you could do to them (at least, in their eyes). Here’s a field guide covering the various stages of womanhood. Pamela Anderson will serve as our subject.

Let’s face it–figuring out what to wear for important situations can be next to impossible for guys. From interviews to weddings and even to funerals, each situation requires a different style. And if you don’t guess your outfit right, you can miss your opportunity to land that big job or even the hot bridesmaid. You only have one shot to impress, so use these guidelines to make sure you stay classy in every situation.

Recently it seems like the Internet’s been failing us with their lack of viral videos, fail pics, and crazy Justin Bieber fan art. But then like a humpday miracle we discovered this action-packed list of must see Youtube videos that will turn your boring work day into a weekday movie matinee. The kickass list cover everything from the up and coming Lady/Sir Gaga to the worst wedding DJ ever. Your entire life just got a lot more exciting.

Hear that? Off in the distance? That’s time ticking, and church bells ringing. There’s a pretty decent chance that you’re on the path to marriage. Many guys meekly give in to the inevitable, letting the lady do as she wishes. Sure, gotta give them credit, they often do beautiful jobs. But they rarely reflect the guy. No more. Here’s a guide to the ultimate Dude wedding, to help make this ridiculous experience just a little bit awesome.

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I need to say this. Jewelry sucks. And I hate buying it for women and I think I’m done buying it forever–at least until I decide to get engaged. Honestly, is there a more useless thing on this planet then jewelry?
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