Let’s face it–many gamers stay away from online first-person shooter matches. Some just enjoy single-player stories more; the majority just don’t want a bunch of kids rubbing their digital junk in their faces over… and over… and over again. Combat Arms aims to address those issues.

Let’s face it – we’re addicted. Every single one of us. We’re addicted to ‘tweets’ and ‘blogs’ and cute f**king kittens. We’re addicted to staying in touch with everyone we’ve ever met (and plenty of people we’ve never met), to talking sh*t anonymously to strangers and laughing at other’s misfortune. And it’s high time somebody show this every-growing monstrosity called the Internet who’s the g*ddamn boss! Which is where Tosh.0 comes in.

Think you can burn rubber and slide into a slipstream just as speedily as any reckless professional racing car driver? Head over to Real Time Racing where they’ve just opened a registration – ahem – drive to find the 5,000 top video game speed demons in the world…