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Heat-Packin’ Honeys

November 11, 2008 by COED Staff  
Filed under Features, Photos

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Today’s Veteran’s Day. And we could think of no better way to honor those who have served our country with bravery and honor than by combining two of the greatest things in life: sexy chicks and heavy weaponry. We’re not sure what it is, but when a hot girl picks up a firearm, it gets the blood flowing faster than a machine gun burst. If you have a girlfriend, we suggest you go to your local gun store and pick her up a smokin’ hot new accessory. That is, if you can find one.

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A Girls’ Guide to Firearms

October 31, 2007 by COED Staff  
Filed under Girl's Room, Guy's Room, Style

angelina mr and mrs smithThe first time I ever fired a gun was to, well…make my boyfriend happy.

I wanted to impress him so he thought I was adventurous and had an interest in the some of the same things that he did. Somewhere in the back of my mind, I know guys think girls who can shoot guns are sexy. I mean, think of all the movies where hot babes are firing weapons.

I never heard a guy who was turned off when bad-ass assassin Angelina Jolie was taking people out in Mr. and Mrs. Smith. But in reality, I could have cared less about firing a gun.

Growing up, even on the mean streets of New Jersey, I had never even seen a gun, fire arm, pistol, or whatever you want to call it except for television and movies. It wasn’t that my family was against weapons or the right to bare arms, we just didn’t bare arms. So when it came time to act interested, I had to do just that: ACT. Read more

Not Your Average Bomb: The Gay Bomb

June 27, 2007 by COED Staff  
Filed under Daily Specials, Getting In

I’ll be the first to admit that I did some messed up shit to my frenemies during my younger years. One time in middle school, my friends and I poured Snapple and mashed strawberries in a girl’s backpack because we were fighting for absolutely no reason.

Seeing as our military isn’t in middle school (though they are in a similar predicament: fighting for absolutely no reason), I’d expect a little more tact from them. But apparently the U.S. military has come down with the mean girls-syndrome that I suffered circa the strawberry incident.

No, they didn’t mash strawberries in the backpacks of Iraqi extremists. But they did do some very Regina George-esque plotting to create a gay bomb to use against enemy soldiers. A gay bomb. Seriously.

A watchdog organization that tracks military spending exposed the U.S. military’s plan to build a bomb that could turn opposing soldiers gay—consequently shifting their focus from fighting to sex, CBS reported.

The watchdog group found that “the Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistibly attractive to one another.â€? Read more