Thanks to the wonders of technology, weapons systems have advanced to the stage where there no longer need to be any moving parts. Furthermore, weapons that the general public knows as “futuristic” are considered yesterday’s news to the shadowy, corporate weapons developers. Our ignorance doesn’t take away from the fact that what these companies have released to the public is completely mind-blowing. It really makes you wonder what kinds of killer merchandise they have in the works right now. All we can show you are five of the most high-tech weapons you wouldn’t believe existed but do — they’re after the jump!

What do Russians do when they’re bored out of their minds during a snowy afternoon? Play Tetris on their iPhones? Good gracious, no, they’re out in the field firing at mountains to start an  avalanche of all things. While it isn’t in the country’s best interest to waste military ordnance and people’s tax dollars, from a financial standpoint, Russian scientists were eager to learn the effect a missile has on a snow covered mountain. It’s needless to say the experiment was a huge success. Fortunately for them, Yakov Smirnoff’s Law of Russian Reversal wasn’t a variable in the experiment. Otherwise, mountain fire on you! What a country! See the video after the jump!

When I first saw the trailer for Bulletstorm, it seemed almost comically generic, yet another over-the-top gore-fest FPS set in a barren wasteland of mutants, savages and whatnot. Then Fox News printed an article titled “Is Bulletstorm the Worst Video Game in the World?” that described that game as something that, if played for even a few moments, would turn even the most angelic of children into a murder-loving, rape-obsessed psychopath. The article and the trailer seemed to belong on two completely different planes of existence, and I began to wonder about the game itself. Just what is this Bulletstorm. Read our review and vote for your college to win a free Snoop Dogg concert after the jump!

Today’s Veteran’s Day. And we could think of no better way to honor those who have served our country with bravery and honor than by combining two of the greatest things in life: sexy chicks and heavy weaponry. We’re not sure what it is, but when a hot girl picks up a firearm, it gets the blood flowing faster than a machine gun burst. If you have… Click to read more

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I’ll be the first to admit that I did some messed up shit to my frenemies during my younger years. One time in middle school, my friends and I poured Snapple and mashed strawberries in a girl’s backpack because we were fighting for absolutely no reason.
Seeing as our military isn’t in middle school (though they are in a similar predicament: fighting for a… Click to read more