This week’s US Weekly magazine reports that dudes – Diddy and Jay-Z, among them – are following in their lady’s footsteps and hopping on the Bikini Wax bandwagon.

Let that sink in for a moment.

For those of you who don’t know much about bikini waxing (beyond how hot it is when a girl has just gotten one), I will sum it up for you:

Pros: You look bigger, girls are more willing to do naughty things to you, “bald is beautiful” (Jay-Z’s words, not mine).

Cons: Hot wax applied to your nether regions/crack, dried, then RIPPED OFF (along with all that unsightly hair). Yum.

I – along with ladies everywhere – just need to know: is this for real? Can we begin to look forward to our men (literally) feeling our pain/oral stimulation minus the hair hurdle?

Remember the scene from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation when Clark Griswold waxes up his sled and darts down a steep hill going Mach-1? Now adventurous consumers with money to burn can relive that scene over and over again with the Alu High-Tech Sled.

Looking sleek and stylish with non-corrosive aluminum, shock absorbers and even a hand-brake, the sled is equipped for James Bond-types who don’t mind spending a mint ($636) for hardcore sledding action. Even with the ridiculous price-tag, I must admit that the Alu High-Tech Sled is a wet-dream come true for anybody wanting to emulate the Silver Surfer (not saying you should ride this standing up…). As for me, I’ll be going the bootleg Griswold route, thank you very much.

If you can afford this super-sled you probably live in Aspen, Colorado and have enough money to make King Solomon blush. Good for you!