August 3rd is National Watermelon Day, a day in which we show our appreciation for the seediest of summer treats. There’s nothin’ quite like sinking your teeth into its saturated red flesh, spilling half of the juices all over the place then spitting the seeds at loved ones. Unless, of course, you’ve made the right move and spiked that sh*t with vodka. That’s when the party really gets started. We’d like to think the hot girls eating ‘em in our celebratory photo gallery opted for the spiked variety. Check ‘em out after the jump.

You’ve been waiting for this weekend all year. Now, with Memorial Day right around the corner, everyone’s making plans for the best season of the year: Summer. Your plans should obviously include the B’s of Summer: brews, broads, barbeques, baseball and the beach but you’re missing something else. Have no fear, the professional partiers here at COED have pulled together over a hundred different activities that can help you make this the best summer ever.

Every once in a while a day so filled with history, so filled with seeds, and so filled with obscurity comes along that we can’t help but celebrate it the best way we know how. And that’s why we’re celebrating National Watermelon Day by featuring ladies with nice melons. Literally. These are relatively hot girls holding up large melons.

If you’ve ever played badminton, you know that the thing you hit, called a shuttlecock, never goes as fast as you want it to. No matter how hard you hit it, it always slows down to a boring speed incapable of causing any destruction whatsoever. That is, unless you’re Korean Olympic badminton gold medalist, Lee Yong Dae…

This Dutch TV show is apparently called “I Bet Can Do This!,” which is already a fail in itself. But nobody could have guessed the level of suckitude this lesbian Viking would bring upon himself trying to smash watermelons with his F’ing face. If you want to skip the chitchat, this our best bet is to jump to about 1:55 or so. That’s when… Click to read more