There’s a lot of viral videos out about monkeys and apes, but here’s one that’s not actually fake. This orangutang seems to be cooling off with a rag and some water – all people are talking about is how much he looks like a human. The real story here is that while this ape might be somewhat smart, the other orangutang looks like your run-of-the-mill dummy. One is using tools to keep cool, while the other is licking the ground like the retarded half-cousin you keep locked in the closet. Check out the two apes straight chillin below.

It’s 2 AM and you’ve just cashed your last bowl. You turn on Adult Swim, you’re lying down on your favorite couch yet something’s still missing. What is it? That thing is almost eating away at your stomach. Oh yeah, its the munchies. And you’ve got ‘em like a mother-f*cker. Make sure to keep these five things in your fridge at all times, your belly will thank you.

The weather is heating up, the barbecues are popping up every weekend, and it’s starting to truly feel like the heat of summer. What better way to make use of the great outdoor conditions than with a pool? A kiddie pool, that is…and we’re not talking about going swimming. Just because it’s meant for water, doesn’t mean it doesn’t have far more potential.… Click to read more

New Year’s Eve is the perfect night for getting waaaaaaaaaaaaaaasted. New Year’s Day? Not so much. After running to the bathroom to puke a twice and promising God that you will never drink again if he lets you make it through this pain, you return to your bed and contemplate just what will make this horrible feeling end. Unfortunately, you are fresh out of Vicodin.

Lucky for you, there are other ways to get rid of the spins/headache/dry mouth/sore muscles/anything else that comes along with a hangover (besides the smoky smell in your hair and ugly dude lying next to you).

Ever see a few people at a party who are already so wasted they can’t even stand by 10 pm? Or maybe the couple that showed up the bar already in a state which resulted in their ejection about 10 minutes after arriving? Check out these handy pointers to survive your next marathon of a Saturday night and outlast the rest of your friends with ease. It might sound simple, but we all already know how easy it is to screw everything up.

The weather is heating up, the barbecues are popping up, and it’s starting to truly feel like the heat of summer. What better way to make use of the great outdoors than with a pool? A kiddie pool, that is…and we’re not talking about going swimming. Just because it’s meant for water, doesn’t mean it doesn’t have far more potential. Lose the shoes, grab a towel, and get the bathing suits ready, because this one might get just a little sloppy.

Want to be one up on Michael Phelps? Then don’t ditch that iPod before you dive in – wear an MP3 player that’s waterproof so you can take the tunes with you. But how are you going to hear anything but muffled noise with your ears being splashed? By not trying to blow sound into them from a pair of earphones. Instead the SwiMP3.1G uses bone-conduction tech to d… Click to read more

Dear Squinty-Eyed Pig Face Girl,
We haven’t known each other long, in fact we may never see each other again, but I feel the need to give you a little warning. I know you’re young and having fun, but a few of the things you do make you seem a little desperate, and that might get you a bad reputation.
I met you last night at the hot tub in our apartment complex, and I’m pre… Click to read more

Prepare for your mind to be blown: Scientist predict that there will be no ice at the North Pole this summer, the most dramatic evidence of global warming to date. Though the thaw is not yet complete, predictions set the odds at greater than 50:50 for a full meltdown.
Disappearance of the arctic ice will allow, for the first time in modern days, countries near th… Click to read more

The first day of summer has just come and gone, meaning you have an open schedule for 90 days to accomplish anything you would like until fall arrives and classes begin.
Sure, you could booze your days away by the pool–but if you want to do something more significant with your life and start this fall semester a better person, take a look at COED’s &#… Click to read more

“That bong doesn’t look anything like a vagina,” you might be thinking right now. And you couldn’t be more right. But that’s because it’s not supposed to look like a vagina. You’re supposed to stick it in one to use it.
Let’s let the patent do the talking:
The lower end cooperates with the wall of the vagina… Click to read more

The hot tub: thought by many to be the ultimate in places to have sex. It’s comfortable, relaxing, heated – it’s the aquatic equivalent of a vagina! So why should you not have sex in one?
According to studies by a (virgin) urologist, hot tub humping may not be very safe.
The old rumor of man becoming infertile after too many trips to the tub has… Click to read more