The Complete Drunk Athlete Web Photo Index

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It should be no surprise by now that athletes are just like the rest of us – they do stupid sh!t, say stupid sh!t and sometimes even shoot themselves in the leg. But for some reason, seeing photos of these professional (and college) athletes getting wasted off their asses never gets old. So to satisfy that side of you that likes to see people who are good at something make drunken fools of themselves, we’ve put together The Complete Drunk Athlete Web Photo Index. It’ll have you counting your lucky stars that you suck at running in no time.

P.S. if you find pictures we don’t have here, just let us know and we’ll add them in!

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Carl Pavano’s Return – Good for the Yankees? Or Good for Carl Pavano?

This Saturday marks the highly comical return of Carl Pavano to the decimated Yankee rotation.  With the Yanks sitting six games out of the Wild Card spot and just over a month to play, will he provide enough of a boost for the Bronx Bombers to reach the playoffs for the thirteenth consecutive year?  Or will he only provide enough to boost his own personal checking account this off-season?

The timing for Pavano’s latest comeback attempt is convenient enough to weasel yet another lucrative contract offer out of another team looking for starting pitching depth – something that all 30 teams are interested in.  If he comes on strong in the final five weeks of the season and shows flashes of returning to his 2004 form, will another team pay a hefty salary in hopes that he can anchor the number two or three spot in their rotation? (more…)

Top 5 Web-Based Games To Waste Your Life Away

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Stuck at the office with nothing to do? Or maybe you had to mail your XBOX360 in for repairs and it’s raining? Or maybe you’re really hung over and the sun’s rays feel like stabbing needles.

Here are 5 web-based games that will run on (almost) any computer.

The Last Stand & The Last Stand 2

Two great games to get us started here based around a familiar but important scenario: the coming (oh, it’s coming) zombie apocalypse. This clicking shooter has some fun RPG elements. It puts you in the character of a lone survivor, who must defend his barricade from the oncoming zombie hordes. (more…)

Me?! Cyberslack? What?! I Don’t Cyberslack…

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There are new statistics that say employees spend 1/5 of their work-day “cyberslacking.” I spent 3 hours busting my balls trying to bang out this article before the deadline. It took tons of “research” and “proofreading” but I finally finished it.

Check out my lengthy article about Cyberslackers after the jump!

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