It’s happened to everyone; you’re out the door on your way to a party when you decide to stop and pick up one of those classy overpriced six packs of microbrew only to find out the bottles are NOT twist off by nearly slicing your hand open. Why not pry the cap off using a flathead screwdriver you found in the garage? No. Don’t be that guy ever again. Equip yourself with these 6 bottle poppin’ additions to your party wardrobe. From head-to-toe, here we go!

Because you can’t keep your 40 year old titties to yourself, I am stuck watching another horrifically gay Super Bowl Halftime Show!
And it is ALL YOUR FAULT! You damn Jacksons’ think you can do whatever you want and there are no repercussions. Michael has a thing with little boys, Tito has a thing with jerry-curls, and your dad is the weirdest look… Click to read more