Sunday, August 15th, 2010
By Rob - UPENN
Now that the President has shown everyone in the world what $8 Billion worth of military and interrogation research can yield, it is time we ponder where the money was best spent. Yeah, yeah, yeah – waterboarding seems to get top billing, but if 9/11 mastermind can withstand over 200 sessions, we think the alternates should really get a chance.
Tuesday, August 10th, 2010
By lukeshow24
Sequels, Remakes, Reboots and “Reimaginationings” have been Hollywood’s bread and butter over the past decade, however movies like 2008′s Rambo and Alien vs. Predator wouldn’t exist without the original classics from the decades before it. If you’re a guy and haven’t seen these movies, you better speed, shoot, fight or explode yourself to your local Blockbuster, add them to your Netflix Queue or find them on eBay because they’re all must sees.
Friday, August 6th, 2010
By Neal - Johns Hopkins
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Hey man, I don’t claim to be a mystic or a psychic or teller of good fortunes but I did say Inception would rake in enough dough to surpass their budget on its way to a third consecutive week at #1. It edged Dinner for Schmucks while Charlie St. Fartface somehow slid in at #5 a mere $2k above P*ssypants McGee. This week’s entries include cops, porn stars, street dancers, mafiosos, gay Neo-Nazis, adulterers, war, murder, puppy love, kidnappings, and mountain climbers. You put all THOSE in a movie and you’ve got yourself a seizure. Do you like the way it hurts? Read on…
Friday, July 2nd, 2010
By Neal - Johns Hopkins
This week features vampires battling werewolves battling acne, directional farters, horrible spellers, married brothel owners, and great directors. Tweens in 3…2…1…
Saturday, June 19th, 2010
By Writer86
Politics: it’s been called Hollywood for ugly people. And boring people, we might add. So why bother, when there is a real Hollywood, filled with beautiful people and awesome plot lines. Megan Fox is way awesomer than Mitch McConnell, for real. Unfortunately, there’s a lot that goes on in Washington that actually impacts you. It can all get pretty confusing, so here’s a cheat sheet of all the things you need to know and care about as a dude in America.
Tuesday, May 18th, 2010
By meredithkreisa
Movies and war go together like Britney Spears and Cheetos. Like Jon Gosselin and douchebaggery. When there’s a war going on, chances are someone out there is making propaganda films for it. Here are clips of five of the funniest propaganda films ever made.
Friday, February 26th, 2010
By ccipollini
New iPhone App Tests Nazi Scalping Skills
Tuesday, September 30th, 2008
By COED Staff
In this, our global economy, everything is a matter of perspective.
At this moment, there are two distinct groups of people looking at each other wonder how the F*%K they got themselves into this situation, and moreover – how are they going to get out. Their situations are grave, and the future of their lives and livelihoods hang in the balance.
As if fat… Click to read more
Friday, September 26th, 2008
By COED Staff
To begin, it doesn’t matter how we got where we are. I really don’t care how often Obama wants to talk about who is to blame, but we are here now, we are screwed and we have to get out. YES, we know, McCain was not voted Miss Congeniality…we heard. And yes, no one really knows how to pronounce Ahmadinejad – we got it.
The sad part is, we sat ar… Click to read more
Friday, June 20th, 2008
By COED Staff
“Are you ready to celebrate? Well, get ready: We have ICE!!!!! Yes, ICE, *WATER ICE* on Mars! w00t!!! Best day ever!!” the Mars Phoenix Lander tweeted at about 5:15 pm.
You got that right, NASA scientists announced the best possibility of finding life on another planet–F’ing Martians–through Twitter, according to Wi… Click to read more
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008
By COED Staff
Twenty-four hours prior to the most humiliating moment of my life, I was riding high–it was a good day in Afghanistan. My platoon were the first troops from the 82nd in country, and our operational pace had been nonstop for four months. I’d seen a lot things, but nothing could prepare me for what was about to happen.
Several high-ranking officers had bee… Click to read more
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008
By COED Staff
Despite my opposition to the Iraq war, we still have to support the troops, and we should do whatever we can to make them feel better over, despite their circumstances.
But is sending in Cheerleaders the right move? I mean, you’re not getting laid for the most part while you’re at war. Do you really need hot chicks who won’t have sex with you s… Click to read more
Wednesday, June 27th, 2007
By COED Staff
Iâll be the first to admit that I did some messed up shit to my frenemies during my younger years. One time in middle school, my friends and I poured Snapple and mashed strawberries in a girlâs backpack because we were fighting for absolutely no reason.
Seeing as our military isnât in middle school (though they are in a similar predicament: fighting for a… Click to read more