On the 205th said it best:

“Rather than doing something silly like playing in the Euro 2008 tournament, which begins tomorrow, for which his England team failed to qualify, Peter Crouch is in the Caribbean with his turbo-hot girlfriend Abbey Clancy. Some people cope with negative things by using drugs and alcohol, Peter does it by looking at his hot WAG’s ass. Ah, the life of a professional athlete…”

Ok, so we’re all hating on the dude because he makes lots of money, gets hot chicks and is actually good at something. But that’s as good a reason to hate as any, so move aside while we stare at your girlfriend, loser.

If you missed COED Presents: The 50 Sexiest WAGs of World Soccer check it out.

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Before now, you might have thought groupies were only to be enjoyed by the lucky few sons-of-bitches that become rock stars. But when those groupies become wives and girlfriends (probably because they’re the hottest), sometimes they get pregnant. And sometimes those babies turn into super-hot chicks that get their picture taken. That’s where we come in.

Check out “COED Presents: Sexiest Rock Star Spawn” after the jump! Read more

We here at COED are trying, ever so valiantly, to smarten things up a little bit between hot WAG’s features. As the oldest one in the group here, I thought it only right to do a brief history lesson. Ever since Ted Kennedy was diagnosed with cancer, people speak of his as a die-hard patriot and politician of the masses.

Let me tell you, straight up, that is an insult to patriots and politicians everywhere. Read more